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Tendou: So how's the most beautiful person in the world doing~?
Ushijima: I don't know, how are you Satori?
Tendou, voice cracking: I- F-fine.
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Ushijima: Tendou, why are you laughing at your phone?
Tendou: Oh! I just read something funny- here, look!
Ushijima: ...I don't understand? Why are you staring at nothing- what's with the face?
Tendou, staring at nothing: Nothing Waka-chan. Nothing.
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Tendou: What if I put orange juice in my cereal instead of milk?
Ushijima: Okay, but what if you didn't.
Tendou: But it'd be funny.
Ushijima: It really wouldn't be.
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Tendou: Ushijima keeps singing in the shower.
Tendou: ...
Tendou: He's terrible, but it's really sweet.
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Ushijima: Satori, what's a thot?
Tendou: I- WHAT-
Semi: PLEASE HAHAHAH
Tendou: SHUT UP. Ushi, it's nothing you need to worry about.
Ushijima: Oh okay.
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Ushijima: Satori, wake up!
Tendou: No. I'm dead. Leave flowers and happy words and get out.
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Ushijima: Satori, what are you most thankful for?
Tendou: Your di-
Ushijima: Oh hello coach!
Tendou: -eeelightful personality.
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Ushijima, sneezing:
Tendou: WAKATOSHI-KUN, ARE YOU DYING?
Ushijima: It was just allergies-
Tendou: I'M GONNA KILL ALLERGIES.
Ushijima: That's- what the hell?
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Ushijima: Did you eat my powdered donuts Tendou?
Tendou: No.
Ushijima: Then what's the white stuff of your shorts?
Tendou: Cocaine.
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Tendou: Ushi~ What do you want for your birthday?
Ushijima: A bird.
Tendou: Babe I can't-
Ushijima: I said I want a bird.
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Haikyuu Fluffshots 💖
FanfictionA Haikyuu book of fluffshots- this book does not contain angst or smut. None of the artwork used in this book is mine, credits to the artists. I don't own any characters, nor do I claim them, I simply write stories about them. Most events in this s...
