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The signs as mean girls quotes

Aries: Is butter a carb?

Taurus: So you agree. You think you're really pretty.

Gemini: I'm a cool mom.

Cancer: Get in loser, we're going shopping.

Leo: She doesn't even go here.

Virgo: I can't help it that I'm so popular.

Libra: The limit does not exist.

Scorpio: I can't help that I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.

Sagittarius: I'm a mouse. Duh.

Capricorn: You go, Glen Coco.

Aquarius: You can't just ask someone why they're white.

Pisces: It's like I have ESPN or something.

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