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The Signs as Shit White Girls Say

Aries: Fight me
Taurus: They spelled my name wrong on my Starbucks cup
Gemini: I can't even
Cancer: This mayonnaise is too spicy
Leo: I'm so gay for (insert celebrity here)
Virgo: Buy me pizza and touch my butt
Libra: I love Lana Del Ray
Scorpio: Do these leggings match my uggs?
Sagittarius: Same
Capricorn: What do you mean you haven't seen Mean Girls?
Aquarius: Nutella is bæ

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