The Signs as Shit White Girls Say
Aries: Fight me
Taurus: They spelled my name wrong on my Starbucks cup
Gemini: I can't even
Cancer: This mayonnaise is too spicy
Leo: I'm so gay for (insert celebrity here)
Virgo: Buy me pizza and touch my butt
Libra: I love Lana Del Ray
Scorpio: Do these leggings match my uggs?
Capricorn: What do you mean you haven't seen Mean Girls?
Aquarius: Nutella is bæ
Pisces: RELATIONSHIP GOALS!!!!11!
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Do these sayings actually represent who you are? Who are you really? Come look to see what your Zodiac feels and your personality. Credit to original owners, you're awesome.