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Why the Signs Have No Social Life

Aries: I chose not to....I hate everyone.
Taurus: I'd rather hang with my dog.
Gemini: Eating is better than talking!
Cancer: Because I love my bed.
Leo: NETFLIX IS MY SOCIAL LIFE.
Virgo: I just don't text back.
Libra: Wait, what's social lives?
Scorpio: Busy with world domination.
Sagittarius: Cats are better than people tho.
Capricorn: I would...but I like my couch.
Aquarius: Sleep>Socializing
Pisces: BUT TWITTER IS SOCIAL SO HA.

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