Zodiac Sign

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Horoscopes: a summary

Aries: asshole
Taurus: very much a virgin
Gemini: MONEYMONEYMONEY
Cancer: total pissbaby
Leo: very extroverted
Virgo: shy af
Libra: surprisingly good with computers
Scorpio: angry. very angry
Sagittarius: superiority complex
Capricorn: thou art a dick
Aquarius: the only actual nice one
Pisces: will throw a chair at you if you insult them

A/N: I hope this don't hurt anyone's feelings😁y'all are amaz balls so who cares anyways lol okay ignore me sorry

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