These are just some random scenarious ! Sorry for mistakes or format it's 2:30 am....
LITERALLY TW LOADS OF SEX RELATED STUFF
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M' lady
I have a little problem.
Natasha cha-cha-cha
What's up ? Did you break something again ? Y/N I swear if you put a pickle in Steve's shoe again!
M' lady
Natasha how many times do I have to explain his boots smelled cheeseburgers, you need to add the pickle !
Natasha cha-cha-cha
Whatever. What happened ?
M' lady
Steve left his shield so I put bunch of dildos on it so It would bounce but I've put too many and it slipped away broke the window and fallen down.
Natasha cha-cha-cha
What ? Are you kidding me ? Where are you now ???
M' lady
I'm following a blind man...
Natasha cha-cha-cha
WHAT ? WHY ?
M' lady
He's bald.
Natasha cha-cha-cha
SO WHAT ???!
M' lady
I don't have the heart to tell him that he's got a dick on his head !
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Y/N- Hey guys how-
*Thor eating Y/N's Pop-Rocks
Y/N - Wait-
Y/N - Are those mine Pop-Rocks Thor...
Thor - I guess, I'm so sorry Lady Y/N
Y/N - It's okay but... If you're eating my pop rocks than what did I just eat ?
Tony - "GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN THE INFINITY STONES ? "
Y/N - Oh shit. I tought they weren't sparkling...
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YELENA
Where are you I'm going to the tower.
Trouble-double
I'm hiding
YELENA
What, why what did you do ?
Trouble-double
I glued a pink alien dick on Visions crotch.
YELENA
Y/N WHY DID YOU DO THAT ?
Trouble-double
C'mon Wanda can't do it herself forever... Let her have fun with her husband !
YELENA
Wanda's dating Nat...
Trouble-double
oy...
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*Tony and Pepper are trying for baby but Pepper can't get pregnant so they try lab...
Y/N - UUU FREE MILK !
Y/N - Ewee that's weird it's so thick and salty, must've been spoiled...
20 minutes later
Tony - Uhm guys, this sounds very weird but... As you know me and Pepper are trying for a kid. But we had to choose the "lab" option. I had my ehm sperm in a glass and it dissapeared has anyone seen it ?
Y/N - DO YOU MEAN THE MILK IN YOUR LAB ? IN A GLASS LIKE NORMAL GLASS !
Tony - Y/N DID YOU DRINK IT !?
Y/N - I HAD A COOKIE BEFORE THAT-
