The Smirking Jerk (Blake's POV)

Chapter 78

Wait a sec. What kind of wild bears are we taking on our island? Tyler texted.

This time I didn't stay silent. Y'all are on some special kind of crack.

Thanks! So, what's up? Having fun? Tyler asked.

Might as well get it off my chest. I'd been kind of meaning to text him about this after all. I might have made out with your sister...

Josh replied first. WITH MY SISTER????

I rolled my eyes, even though he couldn't see it and then replied, Not your sister, you dumbass. Lexi.

Ew. Gross. Why did you do that? Tyler replied quite flatly.

I snorted, picturing the face he must have been making quite clearly.

That's not the point right now, the point is, why wasn't I informed that this was something that could happen?

Didn't you already know? Everyone knew? It was only a question of time babes, Tyler answered me.

No, no, it wasn't ONLY a question of time, I texted.

Oh yeah it was, Tyler wrote.

Yeah, definitely, Josh agreed.

AND WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS?

I thought I'd told you? Tyler just said.

Yeah, hadn't he already told you? That whole don't spook her be patient thing? Josh added.

Were they like teaming up together to annoy me?

I didn't think it meant I had a sure shot at kissing her! I answered.

Why the fuck are you freaking out though? It's not the first time you did that, Tyler texted.

Wait? He said make out? Are we supposed to ask for details? Josh asked.

Please, for the love of me, do not ask for details, Tyler replied before I could text anything back.

Y'all are useless, I complained.

Useless? Would two useless dudes plan to start a whole new nation? Tyler asked, being completely ridiculous yet again.

Byyyyyyyye, I sent.

No. Babes. Please. Come back. We need to send someone to entertain the bears, Josh added.

I dropped my phone on my bed and just stared at nothing.

These two idiots were useless.

I'd made out with Lexi...

I buried my face in my pillow, and screamed in it again.

Oh god, seriously, couldn't I just mentally shut up for one second?

Would I stop freaking out about this? Probably not. Ever.

How was I supposed not to freak out?

I'd made out with my Pumpkin!

But not only that, she'd been the one instigating the first kiss.

She'd wanted this.

I kept repeating this in my head over and over again.

She'd wanted this too. She'd wanted this too. She'd wanted this too.

It felt like I'd woken up in the Twilight Zone.

It would make more sense than having Lexi Grayson willingly kiss me.