Depending on what you believe in I might be a gooey alien living underground in my big tank with internet for only means of communication with the outer world. I could also be a giant zombie dragon. Or a shrimp, but only on Wednesday.
Or I could be a thirty year old girl, getting her master's degree in English literature (cuz I want people to call me Master), using Karianne Giard as her pen name (Giard is my mother's maiden name because my real last name is French and often unpronounceable if you aren't French), with French as her first language, that absolutely loves to read and write but has an hectic life so doesn't upload as often as she used to.
I'm from that specie that thinks they're always right and own everything and if anything or anyone disagrees we'll destroy them and pee on their ashes. Claude Gauvreau is a big inspiration, I mean, when I'm on acid. I don't think the Earth is in danger, I think the humans are. And I don't always make sense 'cause like Augustus Waters, "my thoughts are stars I can't fathom into constellations."
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WRITING SCHEDULE:
Monday: Smirking Jerk
Friday: Pitiful I Know
Saturday&Sunday: Tenth Knot
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I don't take reading requests--I just don't have the time.
And I don't accept translation offers--my stories are unedited and it could hurt my chances of getting published.
DFTBA
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The Smirking Jerk (Blake's POV)
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"I'm in love with you."
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Tenth Knot
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Pitiful I Know
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Edited version of "I Sold Myself to the Devil for Vinyls... Pitiful I Know"
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