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Which do you think is better- The french revolution or The British imperialism??
I feel like British imperialism is better as I can insult them without getting caught. But it is always better to have extra opinion.

I mean either topic is fine with me.
But I prefer not to insult the British.

What do you mean no insulting the British?
Those tea loving fucks deserve to die.
I mean don't you remember what they did to our great nation.
They fucking took over it almost 100s of years ago.
Where did your brain go bitch??

That was years ago. Why do we care about it now? I mean. I have plenty of friends from England.

Oh god.
You too huh
Why doesn't anyone understand the hazards of having a British friend?

So now you are lecturing me about having British friends.
Look the British are not tht bad you know.

No one around me will believe you.
My roommate definitely agrees to me.
And my hot neighbour happens to be of Indian origin.

Wait I don't get why your neighbour has to be mad.
NVM I just researched Indian history with the British.

Now you see...

What the fuck
Isn't that like Dhar Mann quote or something.

Yes dear fish fingers.
Although at the moment I shud be called fish fingers
Kinda eating peanut butter with Oreos
Don't tell me you don't like them(눈‸눈)

Don't worry. Weirdly enough that is one of my favourite food combinations.
Along with biscuit with cream cheese.

Hold the fucking phone.
Are you like reading my mind???
Like I love that combo too.

Pffft, no way. Everyone I have ever met hates those two combos.

Ikr. I just never get them.

People are so weird these days. Don't get the combo of biscuit and cheese.
Dear old Lizzie must execute them for this.

Lizz-
Oh you mean-
NO YOU MEAN QUEEN ELIZABETH DONT YOU??
YOU FUCKING IMBECILE.
I JUST SAID I HATE THEM.

Oh god I am sorry
I forgot about your hatred.
Please don't leave me alone here.
Don't leave me on read plsss.
Nvm you already did.

A/N
I don't hate the Brits dw. I guess I am supposed to becoz I am Indian but I just really like how they speak, their style etc.
If I make mistakes in information in the story pls tell me.
I am not the most educated lol.
See you later.

And thanks for reading this.

Edit: eheheheheehe i have created a battalion here...

Edit part two: Rip Queen Lizzie

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