A Lil mistake ✔️

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Remind me to never read DNF fanfictions

What happened?

Nothing of your concern
But remember DNF fanfictions must be banned

I personally enjoy DNF

You disgust me fish fingers

You still haven't told me why yet
And I thought you didn't like Minecraft

Well I sometimes play Minecraft
But it is mostly for the stories like the Tales of the smp or the dream smp or the empires smp etc
Now back to DNF
I was pretty ok with it
But what happened was i decided to read fanfiction on it.
And that became my biggest regret

Why though?🤨

Have you ever read fanfictions before dickhead?

No?

Well taht is your issue
You see in Wattpad fanfictions people add this thing called smut.
Now I usually don't have much problem with these as I tend to skip it but when I read the DNF fanfiction I decided to see what it would be about.
And that is my biggest regret

I still don't get it
What is this smut?

Sex scenes
Very disgusting sex scenes
As I said I skip them
Not because i knew them as sex scenes
Because my friend said i shudnt see them
So when I thought to give them a try
I see some of the worlds most disgusting fuck scenes

I-
I didn't know this
My views on DNF just changed

It should bitch
It should never remain the same
One is this reason
And two- an American and a British must never be shipped
I don't know why I agreed to this

Wait so did you read the entire book?

It was a dare ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
I couldn't refuse
I ahd to read 60 chapters of that shit

I am sorry
That must have scarred you

Yes it did
Now I can never look at George and Dream the same way
Stupid images start forming in my head

That must be traumatizing
I really don't know what to say any more.

I know we could find you a new name
Fish fingers is getting a lil old

Uhhh we don't need to do taht
Right?

We do ummm
Uhhh-
Ah yes 
Good old Bob

What the fuck
Bob??
Where did you even get that from??

I just asked Macie
She said Bob is a good name

Well fuck Macie

If I could I would have
But I just don't love her the way that is required to fuck her
Sorry Bob

Stupid fuckface
That is not what I meant and you know it

Maybe I just wanted to see your reaction

Of what?

Me being extremely seggsy
Get it bitch

I don't and i don't wanna
Just leave me in peace

Not a chance Bob
I also got a full form for Bob
Bitchiest of bitches
Nice one eh?

Not a chance

A/N
This story and the last one is very true
The twitter one happened to my cousin
And this happened to me recently
Only very recently I realised what smut meant and before taht I read that entire DNF fanfiction. Now don't get me wrong the story was pretty good but the smut scenes killed me. I am very serious rn.
I just can't look at DNF the same way again.
*Sigh*
I'll see you peeps later
Byeee