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Do you have Twitter?

mmm no

Why not?

Ahh dear fish fingers that is a very long story which I intend not to share

Pleaaasee🥺🥺

That emoji always makes me crack up
Sure ig
But I am warning you it is an absolute cringe story

Warning taken
Now get on with it

*sigh*
It started when I was messing around in twitter when I was like 16. I somehow tagged some BTS members.
You ma ask what is wrong with that.
That is because I decided to tweet some random joke about the members and the Stans went crazy.
Literally three days later they somehow tracked where I lived and toilet papered my parents home
Like my mom went crazy when I told her the reason and banned me from ever using Twitter.
Therefore I never use twitter.

Is this a true story or is it some kind of sick joke???

No dear sir this is very much true.
I still get nightmares mind you

You could just create a new one.

Didn't you hear me???
They know everything about me.
Except where I live currently.
But if i tweet something related my life which i very much do on Instagram
They will kill me

I am still wondering if I should believe your bullcrap

Don't bitch
I never asked you to
I just won't appear on Twitter

Ok fine fine
But you could use your roommates twitter
Right??

I highly doubt it
We were friends back then and if they find her then they will find me

....
Sure ig
Btw I forgot to ask yesterday
You mentioned your roommates name is Macie?

Wait what!!
I did?
OMG I DID
FUCK SHE IS GOING TO KILL ME NOW
WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF??

L

DONT L ME BITCH
SHE WILL MURDER ME AND YOU
REMEMBER WHAT I SAID YESTERDAY?
SHE WILL DO EVERYTHING I SAID

Oh 😳
Ok then I heard nothing

Yea you and me said and heard nothing
You got that fish fingers

I most definitely did Oreo

Good
Otherwise we both are screwed
...
Why did you ask if I had twitter again?

Nice diversion chick
It was nothing
You can forget about it
How do you know things that the dream smp members tweet then?
Do you just ignore them??

Ahh dear friend
You are very much behind
There are some channels on YouTube that send videos explaining their latest tweets

Of course you would watch that

You know me too well




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