So Bob how is your ass?
I will live don't worry
I don't need to worry
It is better if you don't live
Nvm I can't live without you
Who will be my texting partner??Is that why you keep me around?
Helen I ahve bad news then
I want a divorceI didn't know we were married
And Helen??
Where did you get that from??My my elasticgirl
I cant believe you forgot about me
It is i your husband Bob ParrWhat the fuck??
Have you seriously not watched incredibles?
Ohhhh
Now my memory is coming back
Ahh yes Bob
We should get a divorce
As u Mr incredible is stupid as fuckI am not
I have an IQ of 10000Pffft and I have a penis
Shut the fuck upWho knows if you have or have not a penis?
You could be a 70 year old man for god's sakeStfu
Don't ever speak shit like that.
I already said i was 21What is the proof thou?
Even i don't have proof you are 21
That is true..
But you got to believe me Helen
I swear I wouldn't lieYea right Bob
You always lieOk what do I got to do to prove you wrong?
Face reveal😈
Anything but that
Then at least tell me your real name
That-
ummm ok ig
It is ClayPFFFFT AHAHHAHAHAHA
WHO NAMES THEIR KID CLAY???
YOU ARE JOKING RIGHT???I am not ☹️
Can't believe I am getting bullied rn
At least tell me your real nameTo get that information you must beg for an other two thousand years
I love technoblade so much😲😲
But I told you my nameThat is what I call scamming
I am gonna weep and cry to Nick rn
You know what I shud ask Nick if clay is even your real name.
You don't have to it is true - Nick
Is this Nick or is this clay?
I have his phone bitch- Nick
And that is how I know it is nick
Nice to see you again lolCan u like tell me your name?
Like i wanna hold it over his head- NickNo
He might see it.I'll delete the message
I am hiding in a cupboard rn
Plsss- Nick*sigh*
It is Camilla
Delete it NOW!ok got it
I deleted it
And here is proof - Nick
*Insert screenshot*Thank you Nick
Uhh r u ok?
U havent msged in 5 min rnThis is no longer Nick
It is me Helen
And i heard u said your name to Nick
I will threaten it out of himPls don't
I really want my privacy ಥ╭╮ಥYour emojis have saved you once again
But one day I will find it all
And along with that i will murder Nick
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