Incorrect Quote #9

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Damn, I was so caught up in my game I forgot to publish in this book-

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Himiko: Do you know what it's like to have a tall boyfriend and you're short?

Himiko: Well...I wouldn't know but IMAGINE.

(Kokichi, I'm sorry.)

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Tsumugi: I won!

Miu: My heart?

Tsumugi: No my game's dance bat- what the fuck are you on?

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Kokichi: *holds up an egg*

Kokichi: This represents Kaito's dreams.

Kokichi: *crushes egg*

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Tsumugi: Why stand for a real boyfriend when you can have 9 demons, 2 angels, and a wizard chasing after you?

Himiko: A wizard?!

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Tsumugi: Don't tell anyone but I have a mild crush on someone.

Kaede: In anime?

Tsumugi: No.

Kaede: *shocked*

Kaede: I'm sorry, I freaked out for a second.

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Kaede: Kokichi keep an eye on Kaito today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Kokichi: Sure, I'd love to see Kaito get punched.

Kaede: Try again.

Kokichi: *sigh*

Kokichi: I will stop Kaito from getting punched.

(And in the end, Kokichi was the one who punched him.)

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Kaito: I'm useless.

Kokichi: No you're not.

Kokichi: Your organs sell for a lot on the black market.

BONUS:

Kaito: I'm useless.

Maki: You sure? You can be used as a bad example.

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Tsumugi: What if Miu voiced a GPS?

Miu: Good job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace.

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Maki: I stopped a murder today.

Kaede: Oh that's good, how'd you do it?

Maki: Self-control.

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Kaito: *about to go on a date with Maki*

Kaito: Can I tell her she looks nice?

Kaede: Sure.

Kaito: Can I tell her I miss her?

Kaede: Maybe if she asks.

Kaito: Can I show her this oil painting I made of us with our children and grandchildren?

Kaede:

Kaede: I'd save that for the second date.

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OuMotaAkaHaruMeno: *Arguing*

Shuichi: We need to distract these guys.

Tsumugi: I got this!

Tsumugi: Centaurs have 6 limbs and are therefore considered insects, discuss.

OuMotaAkaHaruMeno: *Arguing intensifies*

Shuichi:

(Shuichi trying to be the mediator for his crew and failing while Tsumugi ain't helping. I feel you Shuichi. 😔🤚🏾)

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Maki: What are you, 5?

Kaito: 5 heads taller than you!

Maki:

Kaito:

Kaito: I'm sorry, please don't kill me.

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I have a confession...

I listen to Male Yandere Asmrs to focus on writing.

Ik, weird but it helps me out more than it should, it's a problem. I mean, who watches those RELIGIOUSLY????

I have sinned, and I'll do it again.

🔦Make sure you carry a flashlight.🔦

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