Incorrect Quotes #5

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*Team Harumeno and Team Oumota playing Spades*

All: *Arranging cards*

Himiko: Maki can you speak cursive?

Kokichi: For that, you have to sound...

Kokichi: *purrs*

Kokichi: Sexy~

Himiko:

Maki:

Kaito:

Kaito: Just for that, you guys win.

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Himiko:...That fan was scary.

Kaede: I'm so sorry for your experience Himiko.

Miu: But was he cute?

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Tsumugi: I don't usually find anime males attractive...But Poseidon tho.

(From Record of Ragnarok, not anywhere else. But man Poseidon is attractive but his personality is trash. Literal garbage.)

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Kaede: Shuichi can you grab the sausages?

Miu: I mean he already has a sausage, why do you need more?

Shuichi:

Kaede: I mean she has a point.

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Maki: You put a blanket over your face to sleep?

Himiko: It's my magical protection in the night.

Kaede: I should do that.

Miu: Like a condom?

*awkward silence*

Miu: I'll give myself a strike.

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Kokichi: Rantaro, if Kirumi asks if we're at the pool, say yes.

Rantaro: Are you going to be at the pool?

Kokichi: Hell no.

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Tsumugi: Rantaro.

Rantaro: Yeah?

Tsumugi: Have you ever thought about being a teacher because you seem like a good teacher. If you could, you can run a private school.

Kaede: You can be a private tutor- NOT IN THAT WAY.

Kaemugi: *laughing*

Rantaro: *confused*

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Maki: *eating chips ahoy ice cream after Kaito suggested it*

Kaito: How is it?

Maki: This tastes like depression.

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Kaede: Oh wow, 36 tampons in this box?

Tenko: Thats a lot.

Angie: Can I eat them?

(Let's be honest, Angie is so far from society she doesn't know what feminine items are.)

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Maki: You can stab anyone with anything.

Miu: I can stab you with my phone.

Kokichi: I can stab you with a blanket.

Kaede: I CAN STAB YOU WITH MY FEELINGS!

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Yay, incorrect quotes...okay no yay.

But hey, It's my bday! I'm gonna have a great day growing older. I got myself a Tsumugi blanket and in so happy!

🔦Make sure you carry a flashlight!🔦

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