Incorrect Quotes #8

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I bought Himikaemaki keychain for like 4$, took forever to come to my house, but well worth it.

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Miu: Damn, teach, you sharing too much information about yourself, what's next, your Only Fans account?

Chisa:

Miu: I mean I know you don't get paid that much-

Rantaro: Miu, stop.

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Kokichi: Ah hello, we should stop meeting like this.

Himiko: Maybe we would if you stop BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE.

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Kaito: So I wanted to ask this girl (Maki) for her number because I thought she was cute. So I went over to talk to her.

Kokichi: What did you say?

Kaito: The first thing I said was, "I like your posture" and she walked away without acknowledging me.

Kokichi: That's the stupidest first line I've ever heard.

Kaito: I THOUGHT IT WAS A COMPLIMENT.

(Kaito not knowing how to flirt and consulting Kokichi reminds me of Satan and Lucifer during the audio drama lol.)

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Tsumugi: His hammer...is his penis?!

Kaede: Tsumugi without context everyone.

Tsumugi: In the anime, it was HUGE. And, oh no, they animated the hammer meat twitching!

Kaemugi: *horrified screaming*

BONUS -

Himiko: Why are you covering my ears, Maki, I can't hear their conversation!

Maki: Thats the point.

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Miu: I can't use a gun, I need something more legal.

Maki: A knife?

Tsumugi: Legal Maki, LEGAL.

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Himiko: She fell in love with an ogre.

Tsumugi: Maybe because she is one?

Himiko: No she's not!

Tsumugi:

Himiko:

Tsumugi: Have you WATCHED Shrek?

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Tenko: *Starts having a crush on Rantaro*

Tenko: Maki can you slap Tenko?

Maki: It depends...how hard do you want it to be?

Tenko: Enough to put Tenko back to her senses.

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Kokichi: Love is a weakness, an evolutionary mistake, an error in our constitution.

Tsumugi: Then why are you making a White day card for Himiko?

Kokichi: *Pointing glue gun at Tsumugi*

Kokichi: You're on thin ice.

(If you didn't know White day is on March 14th and when guys give the chocolates. So Valentine's day for guys.)

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Kokichi: We have fun together, don't we, Kiibo?

Kiibo: I've never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Tsumugi: In this anime, they make all the average looking guys sweethearts, and all the hot guys assholes.

Tsumugi: I'm tired of this shit!

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Bro guys, I'm finally writing something I've always wanted to write. Finally, after my past attempts at no good plots, I have a good plot, and it's a proper angst.

I'm excited! It should maybe be published next month lol.

🔦Make sure you carry a flashlight.🔦

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