*Kaede hugging a crying Miu*
Kaede: I won't let you go tonight.
Miu: *sniff* That's a...little...gay...
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Rantaro: Ryoma, aren't you in the table tennis club?
Ryoma: Not anymore, I'm on the dart team now. Either way, if the game uses 'the hands', I'm pretty good at it.
Kaito: That's like almost every game there is.
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Kokichi: Are you jealous?
Himiko: No, not-
Kokichi: To make up for it, I'll do anything you ask me to. And you know how happy I'd be if you made your request a little kinky~.
Himiko: What...?
Himiko: *Why is he acting like this?!*
(I'd say this is an incorrect quote for my story.)
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Himiko: Kokichi.
Kokichi: Hm?
Himiko: You said you lo- you loved me.
Kokichi: Yup. I love you, Himiko.
Himiko: In a romantic way?
Kokichi: I would totally do you.
Himiko: *What is that supposed to mean?*
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Tsumugi: Who's your favorite character in Diabolik Lovers?
Kaede: I don't know, the butler? Don't you hate that one blond guy?
Tsumugi: I mean Shu made me upset when he was fully dressed and had electronics in the bathtub. He was fine before then but-
Kaede: Yes, he's my favorite.
Tsumugi: The eldest brother? I thought you said you kinda liked the butler the second oldest, Reiji. My personal favorite is Ayato.
Kaede: I don't know, I like a dude.
Tsumugi: WHICH DUDE, THERE'S SIX OF THEM.
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Himiko: *Arriving Home late*
Kaede: *turns around in a swivel chair*
Kaede: Where were you?
Himiko: At Maki's house.
Maki: *Turns around in another swivel chair*
Maki: Try again.
(Let's all be honest here, she was at Kokichi's house doing god knows what, let me leave that to your imagination. I'd say playing Mariokart.)
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Kaede: *points to Kokichi*
Kaede: Who's that Himiko?
Kokichi: Me? I'm her stalker.
Himiko:
Kaede:
Kaede: Can we talk with someone else?
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Kiibo: Yesterday I was a child, TODAY I AM A MAN!
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*Playing Overcooked*
Maki: What are you doing holding a fire extinguisher Himiko?!
Maki: Oh wait that's me.
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Kaito: What would you say is the difference between a peck and a kiss?
Shuichi: A peck is done lightly while a kiss...is a bit-
Kokichi: Obviously it's the tongue!
(Honestly, I don't like BTS, besides like one song which is a bside, but I found this funny whenever my sister would talk about this moment.)
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Kaede: Weren't you playing that game "Obey Me"? Why do you have another game?
Tsumugi: I was but I also wanted another game with no dance battles.
Kaede: Why are there dance battles, isn't that game a hentai?
Tsumugi:
Kaede: I MEANT HAREM!
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Maki: I kill every bug I see.
Kaede: Why?
Maki: They infiltrate my room, steal my food, biting me, creeping me the hell out, and they aren't even convicted of these crimes like a normal human would be.
Kaede: I-
Maki: So I give them a fair trial, and my verdict is the death penalty.
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