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Yo guys, muthafucka! So dis is @AdrenalineGhoul z fic, kudos ta her, muthafucka! It was axed by @AgentCellophaneEx

Enjoy!

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Chapter 1: Art, Noize, Dogs, Fear, Hommieships.

This is mah life.

And mah fuckin name be Becca Jones.

Yo ass could say I be a ordinary 25-year-old..

Well, as ordinary as some muthafucka whoz up in a funky-ass crew n' livin up in New Jersey can get.

I be up in a funky-ass crew wit mah three dopest playas, Shadow Blake, Kat Simmons n' Alicia Stewart. We're called Dirtnap At Yo Crazy-Ass Doorstep, Def right?

Alicia skits bass, Kat is drums n' mah crazy ass n' Shadow is turntablists. Except our crazy-ass asses switch between Rhythm n' Lead fo' different joints, same stupid-ass wit tha fact dat our crazy-ass asses all alternate between vocals.

It kind of addz a thugged-out difference, you know, biatch? We're kinda hyped too fo' realz. Almost as hyped as My fuckin Chemical Romizzle and ChronicDizzle and Fall Out Boy, muthafucka! We're gettin there, we've hit dat shizzle our way up n' we're not plannin on backin down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Our thugged-out asses is tha straight-up original gangsta eva all-girl rock crew afta all. Thatz somethang ta be proud as a muthafucka of fo' realz. And somethang ta fight for.

As you must have guessed, we're major hustlaz of My fuckin Chemical Romizzle..

Ever since our crazy-ass asses first heard one of they joints we've been loyal fans. Our thugged-out asses cried when they cried, our crazy-ass asses cheered when they cheered, our crazy-ass asses busted when they sang.. Yo ass git tha idea. yo. Hell. Our thugged-out asses even had our everyday lil dirty jokes bout them.. Letz just say em rappin DESTROYA didn't help they case.

What also didn't help.. Da fact dat they be only a gangbangin' few muthafuckin years olda than us.. I mean, I be 25 n' Frank is what, biatch? 29 now?

And you know what tha fuck straight-up didn't help, biatch? That they is all single.. Well, except Mikey yo. Dude straight pimpin dis forty blonde called Sarah. Lets just say, Alicia is straight-up jealous.. Eventhough Mikey has no idea whoz ass her ass is..

What I be thinkin is stupid though.. Is how tha fuck mah crazy ass n' mah playas, we're true complete fans. We've been hustlas eva since our crazy-ass asses found they first mixtape back up in 2002 fo' realz. And then all these fanhoes come along whoz ass have only heard SING cuz it was on Glee, n' then they only like My fuckin Chem cuz of they looks, muthafucka! They don't dig tha lyrics and all tha emotion n' juice put tha fuck into playin they joints. It just pisses mah crazy ass off so much, muthafucka! I know I probably sound stupid and judgemental..

But itz mah opinion n' I don't be thinkin itz straight-up fair on My fuckin Chem when these random hoes only like em fo' they looks. Or if they leave Ray up cuz he has a 'fro. I mean seriously, Rayz afro is fuckin amazing.

Ray may be a cold-ass lil cupcake killer, Mikey may be tha masta of tha Poker Face, Frank may be tha Lord of Shortinizz n' Gerard may be tha Biatch of Sass.. But they is all amazing. They is all inspirational. Thatz all anybody can ask of them.

Our thugged-out asses all had our own lil nicknames muthafuckin.. I be Pansy fo' some odd reason. fo' realz. Alicia is Sparkles, Kat is.. I don't give a fuck what tha fuck Katz nickname is muthafuckin.. Thatz bad, right, biatch? I gave her a nickname once but then I forgot it so.. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch won't eva let mah crazy ass live it down and tell mah crazy ass what tha fuck it was.. Dayum.