*Update*
~ The next morning
BAM!
" Mother fucker!!!"
Sighing as I rub my face getting up from bed to go see what that tall idiot did. Walking slowly down the stairs and rounding the corner to only see my whole kitchen turn white.
" Kale."
His body tenses as he slowly turns around.
" Heyyyy buddy, how'd you sleep?"
I narrow my eyes " I would of slept longer if I had a roommate who didn't tare the house down."
He smiles timidly and rubs his neck
" Sorry ly, I just wanted to make pancakes" I sighed and walked over grabbing the pan, pushing Kale out of the way.
" You know you cant cook Kale. You should've just came got me. Where's Madie?"
He shrugged
" She was gone when I got up this morning."
I hummed and finished putting the cakes on the plate handing them to him.
" hurry up and eat."
I grab my coffee cup and pour myself coffee when alexa informed us that someone was coming through the gates. I placed my cup down and walked to the front door. I swung it open just to see a muscled chest. I frown as I see no one I've ever seen before.
" uhhh can I fucking help you green giant?"
He glares through his terminator sun glasses.
" Mr.Moon sent me to pick you up. So I suggest you hurry up and get dressed before I take you there wearing that shirt"
Heat rushes to my face as ran up stairs to change. Why didn't he just pick me up himself? Putting on a banana fish shirt with my yellow skinny jeans rushing down the stairs and flew out the door as the giant green bean opened the car door for me, sliding in I ask
" Why didn't Killian pick me up?"
He stated gruffly " Mr. Moon is in an important meeting so I offered."
I hummed as we drove down the road for like 30 minutes until we reached a gate that was surrounded by woods.
" Not creepy at all." I mumbled.
Green bean drove through the gate and drove for another 10 minutes until we came upon a giant house more like castle really.
" Jebus is he really this rich mr. green bean?"
The green bean sighed " Kid my named isn't green bean. Mr. Moon calls me cobra."
I frown " well I like green bean so get use to it."
He opens my door as I slip out and make our way up to the front door. He opens it and speaks into an ear piece
" Mr. Moon your kitten is here."
All was heard was muffle words
" He said he'll be down in a minute so go in the living room and sit."
I saluted him and moved to the beautiful room, Everything mixed in so well it was a cream color mixed with a light crimson red. I sat on the cream colored sofa and rubbed the pillow, I couldn't help myself as I rubbed my face on everything on the sofa. It was so soft! A chuckle brought me out of my head as Killian stood in front the couch.
" I'm glad to see you like my furniture kitten."
I mumbled sitting up " Hello Killian."
He smiles softly taking my hand in his as he leads me down a hallway and opens a door to a theater. it had built in beds and couches!! He leads us to a bed
" I was thinking we could have a movie day, is that alright with you kitten?"
Cuddling with him? Hell yeah that's okay.
" uh yeah that's fine I guess"
He smirked and laid us down as Stephen Kings original IT played across the screen. I clapped in happiness as he frowned
" I didn't think you liked horror." I laughed
" Are you kidding me? I love horror Stephen King is my favorite!"
He cursed as pennywise got Georgie.
I laughed " Are you scared of clowns?"
He frowned " I don't care for them. So no I don't "
BAM!
The door was slammed opened as a short kid walked through
" HEY ASSHOLE, WE NEED TO WORK ON THE SYSTEM FOR THE COMPUTERS."
It looked like a boy but I wasn't going to assume. They had pink shoulder length hair and bright grey eyes.
Killian sighed " Rae,I told you we can do that later. I'm busy right now."
Rae groaned " dude, you guys can fuck later I want to open this new system now! It came with the new dell XPS 8930!!! "
Killian groans " Rae, you literally got the new monitor last week why'd you get another one?"
they glare " First of all that was the Samsung Odyssey G7 this is the tower, this is the best thing I've ever put together dude. So get your ass up and come help me pick it up before I hack into your computer and delete all those files on there!!"
Killian's faces turns white as he stands up " Alright alright im coming calm down."
Rae looks at me and smiles while walking back out
. " Sorry love, would you like to come?"
I frown " Who was that?"
He sighs " That was my best friend and my hacker for my family. Rae is non binary so please respect that."
I nod " I kinda already figured that out but yeah ill come I suppose."
We leave the room and enter a small closed off one as Rae was cursing to put the big box on the table, Killian rushed to help
. " Thanks asshat."
" Okay so what do you need me to do now?" He asked them.
" I need you to open the box and get it off so I can hook it up. "
He nods and cuts it open and throws the box somewhere In the room as Rae moves and connects it up with all the wires.
BING BING BING!!!
Green bean came running in " Boss, The Yellow stone gang got passed the gate!"
" GET DOWN"
BAM!!
BOOM!!
" LYRE!!!!!!!"
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