No one:
That one strand of hair in your buttcrack after you wash your hair:
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Ok but Crocoduel's ANIMATION WAS RUITYRHOIQURNVYICUTYVHBHFCDLQIVUHGCNJVVHBCGNJMHIUESYBGYHNLUEHFUBVYGU-
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Crocoduel was basically just a reminder of how pretty the Couffaine siblings are-
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Imagine Chat finally moving on from Ladybug and she's sorta relieved and happy for him, but then she's also frustrated.
Because once this little shit sTARTS TALKING, NOT EVEN PHIL WITH HIS FLEX TAPE CAN SHUT HIM UP.
AND NOW WE HAVE A TIRED AF LADYBUG LISTENING TO HER HYPERACTIVE, IDIOT-IN-LOVE KITTY FOR 5 STRAIGHT HOURS.
AND WHAT'S WORSE?
HE'S RANTING ABOUT MARINETTE.
TO MARINETTE.
A N D L A D Y B U G I S N O T R E A D Y F O R T H A T S H I T -
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I just imagined a fish drinking wine with a half-lit cigarette dipped in it, wearing a skimpy suit and I-
What is my brain-
The mental image is disturbing.
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Ladybug, watching a dandelion: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.
Queen Bee: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Ladybug: No, unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Chat: edible.
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HumorWanna laugh your butt off? You've come to the right place. - Contains: LGBTQ+ content, Hawkmoth dressed as a turkey, Swearing, Me being lazy, Memes, #NinoIsNino, Comics, Headcanons, Random stuff, And, obviously, Incorrect Quotes! This book is...
