Miraculous Incorrect Quotes

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Sorry bout the previous chapter.

My sis told me to behave at least once in the book.

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The only reason I am not a full-blown lesbian is because of the existence of various anime boys.

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Real-life boys do be disgustang tho.

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I'm not even going to warn more swears now.

I'm too tired.

So deal with it.

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Butter is basically food lotion.

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How the fuck are girls so pretty-

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Headcannon that Marinette is a massage-hungry disaster.

Being a superhero is really fucking stressful, and all she needs is a little break from time to time.

So, like, if you give her a shoulder rub or massage her back real good while she's sleeping, she'll literally marry you.

I see Adrien taking notes.

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I have a feeling that the government is not a good idea.

(I typed in 'I have a' and let my keyboard do the rest. Welp-)

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Nino: Adrien, why are you holding Marinette's hand?

Adrien: Study shows that holding hands relieves stress and provides comfort.

Nino: Oh. I thought you guys were dating.

Adrien: We are. We're also just really fucking stressed.