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37- Teacher Mari AU

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by miraculouslylazy_

by miraculouslylazy_

                                    
                                              Aight folks it's time for Teacher!Marinette AU headcanons.
                          - A few of her everyday sentences:
                          -"Good morning, you waste of space."

                          -"Welcome to class, where the only thing lower than y'all's grades is my will to live."
                          -"I deserve a raise."
                          -"I don't get paid enough for this shit."
                          -Loves all her kids but will never say it to their faces.
                          -Literally THE most open-minded, easy to talk to teacher.
                          -Is also Ladybug but that's a fact.
                          -Can NOT deal with both Chat and her students.
                          -Needs coffee thrice a day to keep her functional.
                          -Barely.
                          -Is pretty but chooses to look like a fucking sleep-deprived zombie instead.
                          -Still prettier than you.
                          -HATES chemistry because her own with Adrien is complicated beyond words.
                          -Hopeless romantic and Class' Cupid, has set up almost half her class and ships the other half.
                          -Will not stand for your BS.
                          -Try and talk shit about her class in front of her.
                          -Fun fact: you will probably end up losing a limb or two.
                          -HATES Mondays but so does every human.
                          -Once her school changed the time of arrival from 9. a.m. to 7 a.m. and she arrived that day in pyjamas with black coffee to protest.
                          -It worked.
                          -Loves teaching (although she sure doesn't make it LOOK like it) but will punch you in the face if you say that.
                          -Literally, her ENTIRE class has a crush on her.
                          -Wants to go to class looking like a sloth but only shows up in a presentable state because of Adrien.
                          -(Adrien is also a teacher, a physics teacher because he SO looks the part.)
                          -(You shall get Teacher!Adrien AU headcanons soon, I guess-)
                          -This one kid annoys her to death so she secretly gives him more homework and the class plays along cuz why not.
                          -I shall probably post more Teacher!Mari stuff.
                          -Tell me if you want more cuz I do-
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                          That was fun-
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                          Adrien: Why are you standing on the table?
                          Marinette: I live in this house and I do whatever the fuck I want. You can not stop me.
                          Adrien: Where's the spider?
                          Marinette: In the corner, by the bed. Please kill it.