Akatsuki x Stripper!Reader | Headcanons

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Request: Akatsuki bbs when their s/o told them they used to be a stripper?😜💸

Warnings: Language, suggestive themes

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⇨ Tobi

⮂ Tobi would probably get flustered, and maybe even a little jealous

⮂ His honeybunny was strutting their stuff for other guys?? He's jelly

⮂ But when he thinks about you, dancing in a skimpy outfit, he can't help but go red in the face

⮂ He would absolutely not judge you for it, but he would be worried about the dangers, like nasty guys looking at his s/o's assets 😡

⇨ Pain

⮂ Pain would be surprised

⮂ Though knowing his s/o...it's really not that shocking

⮂ He wouldn't like that others have seen so much of your body, but he'd never judge you for it, especially if he didn't know the circumstances

⮂ And if he's in a teasing mood, he might smirk and ask you to "show him your moves"

⇨ Itachi

⮂ Itachi would be interested about how you came to be a stripper, and why you weren't anymore, but he wouldn't have any strong opinions on it

⮂ If that was the profession you rocked for a while, then who's he to judge? He's a mass murderer, so...

⮂ Itachi might be a bit worried about the more dangerous aspects though, like if someone tried to have their way with you

⮂ He gets nervous thinking of something happening on a late night when he's not there to protect you, but if you assure him that's what you wanted/want to do, then he wouldn't object

⇨ Kisame

⮂ Kisame would probably laugh honesty

His little s/o? A stripper?

⮂ But then he gets interested

His s/o, huh? Getting freaky for an audience?

⮂ He definitely wouldn't judge you for it, but he'd be interested to see your...techniques

⇨ Kakuzu

⮂ Kakuzu would be a little conflicted about it

⮂ He personally thinks it's distasteful, and potentially dangerous for the dancers involved

⮂ Though it is a good way to make money, if you know what you're doing

⮂ He'd also get a little jealous to know that you were showing off for others, and he'd be glad if you put it behind you

⇨ Konan

⮂ She'd blush like hell

⮂ You used to...dance...half-naked...for anyone who happened to be in the room?

⮂ She certainly wouldn't think less of you, but she'd be flustered by your sheer confidence

⮂ Hell, she might even admire you more once she learns about it

⇨ Sasori

⮂ Sasori would be...interested

⮂ You used to strip? What was it like? How did the men act? Was it a lucrative occupation?

⮂ He wouldn't have much of an opinion about it, and he wouldn't think less of you

⮂ He'd probably think of it as just another part of you, and he'd want to ask questions

⇨ Deidara

⮂ Deidara is totally blushing once you tell him that

⮂ Just imagining it....it gives him a nosebleed

⮂ He'd be super flustered but once he gets over that he'll get a little jealous

⮂ You, dancing for so many people, and he wasn't included??

⮂ Though he'd be too embarrassed to say anything about it, he wishes you would...indulge him with your talents

⇨ Hidan

⮂ Fuck. Yeah

⮂ Hidan is so freaking pumped

⮂ Do you still do it? Was it fun, babe? Showing your stuff to anyone and everyone who wanted to see it?

⮂ He would 100% ask to see you strip for him, since you're a professional

⇨ Zetsu

⮂ Zetsu is appalled

⮂ Well, appalled may not be the right word, but he is definitely surprised

⮂ White Zetsu would get really flustered to think about it, and Black Zetsu would wonder why you did it

⮂ If you still do it, then he'd be worried about the dangers, and he would want to walk you home after work every night

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