Crowd: $35.00.
Crowd: $50.00.
Crowd: $75.00.
Everyone looks at Katrina. One girl shouts loudly.
Girl: $76.00
Katrina: $85.00
Girl: $100.00
Katrina: $150.00.
Kodi: $150.00 going once…. twice…. Sold to Katrina Sanford.
Katrina walks up to the stage, kisses Jesse and pulls him backstage.
Again the bids go on.
Jeremiah gets sold for $67.00.
Cameron gets sold for $91.00.
Aiden gets sold for $75.00.
Julian gets sold for $55.00.
Kyle gets sold for $71.00.
Austin gets sold for $64.00.
Darrian gets sold for $53.00.
Jamal gets sold for $53.00.
Kodi: Do we have any female faculty?
The female teachers cheer.
Kodi: We have the last special bid for you. Mr. James has agreed to be part of the auction. That’s right, one of you ladies will have a romantic night out with this eligible bachelor. Let’s start the bidding at $10.00.
Crowd: $10.00.
Kodi: Do I hear $15.00?
Crowd: $15.00.
Crowd: $25.00.
Crowd: $85.00.
Principal Stone speaks up.
Principal Stone: $200.00.
Vanessa: $210.00.
Principal Stone: $250.00.
Vanessa: $300.00.
Principal Stone: $325.00.
Vanessa: $400.00.
Principal Stone: $500.00 and that’s my final offer.
Kodi: $500.00 going once…twice… sold to Principal Stone, I’m so sorry Mr. James.
Principal Stone walks up to the stage, takes the money, pushes it in Kodi’s face as he falls down. She picks up James.
Principal Stone: Don’t worry boo; I’m going to get all my money’s worth.
Kodi runs to his mom.
Kodi: That was smart mom; you knew Principal Stone would outbid you.
Vanessa: Hey, you mama know game baby.
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RandomJames is a Choir Director who finds out his daughter is stricken with a brain tumor. He decides to enter in a competition with a choir from his high school to win the cash money prize of $200,000. But as talented as they are, they argue way too much...
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