At the Auditorium.
James: Kodi, are you sure this will work?
Kodi: Positive, dating auctions always rack in cash. Not to mention all the desperate horny losers out there. Now we promised the highest bidder a date from you guys, this should be a gold mine!
The curtains open. The students are waving money in the air.
Kodi: Are you guys ready for the auctions?
Everyone cheers.
Kodi: Remember guys, the highest bidder gets one date with their bidee, are you guys ready?
Everyone says yes.
Kodi: We’re going to start with ladies first? Gentlemen get ready to bid.
Kodi: First we have my older sister, Isabella. She can sing, dance, but can’t cook worth a damn, let’s start the bidding at $10.
Crowd: $10.
Crowd: $27.
Crowd: $50.
Kodi: Do I hear $55, going once, twice, sold to Ernie Vega.
Ernie wipes his nose, hands Kodi the money and pulls Isabella by the hand.
(This process is repeated).
Ava gets sold for $25.
Katrina gets sold for $67.
Alexis gets sold for $51.
Madison gets sold for $40.
Star gets sold for $47.
Sapphire gets sold for $35.
Diamond gets sold for $56.
Kodi: That’s all for the girls. Ladies, it’s time for the guys.
Girls scream and cheer.
Kodi: First, we have the star basketball player, lightskin god, you can follow him on IG @sexy_youngin, my pigeon toed big brother, Jesse Miller.
The girls scream and whistle, Jesse walks out posing.
Kodi: Let’s start the bidding at $1.50.
Jesse looks at Kodi.
Kodi: Ok, $15.00.
Crowd: $20.00.
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