Monologues

#SPOTTEDLEAFDIED

SPOLIER ALERT!!!!!!! READ THE LAST HOPE AND MAPLESHADE'S VENGEANCE

(deep breath)

SPOTTEDLEAF DIED ME HATE YOU MAPLESHADE YOU KILLED ME FAVORITE CAT I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU DESERVE TO DIE I USED TO THINK CLAWFACE WAS BAD FOR KILLING HER FIRST I ALSO USED TO HATE TIGERCLAW FOR WHAT HE DID TO RAVENPAW BUT I WAS WRONG YOU ARE EVIL YOU ARE THE ANTAGONIST YOU DESERVED TO DIE LOST FOREVER I HATE YOU SO MUCH DID I MENTION THAT I HATE YOU SO MUCH SHE KILLED SPOTTEDLEAF AND SHE ALMOST KILLED SANDSTORM BUT SHE MOSTLY DESERVES TO DIE BECAUSE SHE KILLED SPOTTEDLEAF AND SHE IS WORSE THEN CLAWFACE EVEN WORSE THAN BROKENSTAR AND TIGERSTAR AND SCOURGE AND ALL OF THOSE OTHER CATS AND I USED TO PITY HER BECAUSE OF THE LONOR QUOTE FROM CROOKEDSTAR'S PROMISE BUT NOW I DON'T BECAUSE SHE KILLED SPOTTEDLEAF AND NOW SPOTTEDLEAF IS GONE FOREVER AND MAPLESHADE KILLED HER OWN MATE I THOUGHT HE DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES BUT HE DIDN'T SHE KILLED HER OWN MATE SHAME ON YOU MAPLESHADE YOU ARE SO EVIL IT'S ALL BECOMING CLEAR WHY YOU ARE EVIL I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE OF ANGER BUT ALSO BECAUSE OF YOURSELF YOU ARE SO EVIL I HAVE NO MORE DOUBTS THAT YOU ARE EVIL YOU WERE ALWAYS EVIL SHAAAAAAAME SHAAAAAAAAME ON YOU MAPLESHADE SHAAAAAAAME I'M SHAVING THE SHAME SHAVINGS ON YOU MAPLESHADE ALSO SHAME ON ME BECAUSE I LITERALLY JUST SPOLIED THE BOOK FOR MYSELF WHY DID I READ APPLEDUSK'S PAGE ON WARRIORS WIKI IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE BOOK DON'T READ APPLEDUSK'S PAGE ON WARRIORS WIKI IT RUINED MY LIFE AND SPOLIED THE BOOK AND IT MADE CLEAR WHY MAPLESHADE IS EVIL AND MAPLESHADE IS READING THIS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I FORCED HER TO AND MAPLESHADE DOESN'T DESERVE GOOD GRAMMER SO SHE GETS A RUN-ON SENTENCE AND SHE ALSO DESERVES A RUN-ON SENTENCE AND BAD GRAMMER BECAUSE NOW SHE HAS DIED BECAUSE SHE HAS READ THIS SENTENCE AND SHE HAS DIED TRYING TO READ THIS SENTENCE BECAUSE SHE IS READING THIS SENTENCE OUT LOUD AND THIS SENTENCE IS CURSED SO SHE CANNOT TAKE A BREATH AND SHE CANNOT SPEED THROUGH THIS SENTENCE AND SHE HAS TO READ THIS SENTENCE AND SHE HAS TO FINISH THIS SENTENCE AND SHE CAN'T STOP READING THIS SENTENCE SO NOW SHE KNOWS HOW MUCH I HATE MAPLESHADE AND NOW MAPLESHADE HAS RUN OUT OF BREATH TRYING TO READ THIS SENTENCE IF YOU READING THIS AND YOU NO MAPLESHADE DONT WORRY ONLY MAPLESHADE IS CURSED BECAUSE ONLY MAPLESHADE DESERVES TO DIE AND BECAUSE SINCE I AM STEALTHSTAR OF THUNDERCLAN I DONT KNOW HOW I COULD LIVE WITH MYSELF KNOWING THAT I KILLED A CLANMATE ALSO STARCLAN WOULD SHRED ME ANYWAY BACK TO YOU MAPLESHADE YOU NOW DEAD AT MY PAWS AND YOU CAN NEVER HURT FIRESTAR OR SANDSTORM OR CROOKEDSTAR OR APPLEDUSK OR ME OR THUNDERCLAN OR WINDCLAN OR SHADOWCLAN OR RIVERCLAN OR THE FOREST OR STARCLAN OR SPOTTEDLEAF EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(gasp)

*sob* spottedleaf died

(ps spottedleaf is awesome did i mention that?)