Komahina And Hinakiyo short stories

📖Hope's peak: Parenting Diaries👶

Mikan: As I was saying before I got rudely interrupted. Hopes peak Elementary is having a talent show tomorrow, thats right everyone its the perfect Opportunity for my precious Sonia to show the whole world just how talented she is, gets it from me in case your wondering

Camera crew Steve: What about Miu?

Mikan: Who?

Camera crew member Steve: Your other daughter?

Mikan: Oh her yeah..yeah yeah anyways back to Sonia so we have been practising her waltz so that she can dance her way to the judges hearts and win the whole competition

Camera crew member Steve: Thats great but what if thats not enough to win the competition?

Mikan: Sorry?

Camera crew member Steve: I said what if Sonia los-

Mikan: Oh looks like my time is up bye-bye Sam

Camera crew member Steve: My name is Stev-

*Slams the door*

Camera crew member Steve : Well thats one way to end a conversation. Please give a warm welcome to the ultimate stripper- I er mean..

💃 Ultimate Dancer Hiyoko Saionji 💃

Camera crew member Steve : So Hiyoko, we spoke to Mikan and she was talking about the-

Hiyoko: Whatever that pig barf told you is obviously a lie, I bet that isnt even her real hair

Camera crew member Steve :No one is talking about her hai-

Hiyoko: So you think its fake too huh, just like that medical degree of hers, you know I heard from Taichi, who heard from Haiji, who heard from Monaca who also heard from Toko that she paid her way into medical school

Camera crew member Steve : Hiyoko please If you just let me finish my sentence-

Hiyoko: It probably explains why she just so happened to stop work and be a housewife 11 years go

Camera crew member Steve : She had to look after her kid-You know what never mind just tell us your thoughts on the talent show?

Hiyoko: Oh you mean where I'll put the trophy once my baby Himiko wins with her amazing magic tricks

Camera crew member Steve : Correct me if I'm wrong but this is the same child who broke the TV using her ¨amazing magic tricks¨

Hiyoko: If you don't shut your damn mouth I'll break your balls

Camera crew member Steve : Ok got it amazing magic skills please dont hurt my balls, I only have two thank you very much

Hiyoko: Good I believe this interview is over now good riddance

Camera crew member Steve : But I still have more questions to-

*Door Slam*

Camera crew member Steve : Annnnnd shes gone ok may I please give attention to shark boy himself the one..the only..

🛠Ultimate Mechanic Kazuichi Tanaka 🛠

Kazuichi: Hey dude, Whats up?

Camera crew member Steve : Oh well hello dude

Kazuichi: Dont say dude bro it only works when I say it

*Second hand embarrassment *

Camera crew member Steve : Oh *Ahem* Moving on so these a talent show coming up at the elementary school, what are your thoughts on that ?