I'm not really good at writing jokes, so please excuse me not being funny.
Ft: Tsukikage and Yamahina's future kids
Tsukikage's children:
Hoshi, Keito and Kaila
Yamahina's kids:
Touya and Sora
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Touya: GUYS! MY PAPA IS PREGNANT!
Hoshi: MY PAPA IS PREGNANT TOO!
Keito: They had sex.
Sora: no-
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Bully: Is that your bathing suit?
Kaila: Is that your overbite?
Bully: Ugh!
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Tobio: His name is Keito and he will kill you too~
Keito: *smirks*
Kei: Why did i marry a yandere again?
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Sugawara: Tobio!
Tobio: Yes, Suga-san?
Sugawara: What do we call a newborn in another word?
Tobio: Baby?
Kei: Yes Tobio?
Tobio:
Sugawara: *wipes his fake tears*
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Tobio's ex, spreading a rumor about him.
Tobio: Aww, you're spreading rumor about me? At least, you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs!
Kei, wheezing at the background: WHAT THE-
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A bitch: It is my opinion and that cannot be change!
Tobio: You have a right on your opinion, and i have a right to ignore it.
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An asshole: LISTEN TO ME!
Tobio: If I wanted to listen to an ass I'd fart.
An asshole: You-
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Player: Hey, i like your taste~
Tobio: Bitch, my boyfriend literally licked all over me last night
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A bitch, pretending she got hurt by Tobio: Help! Please help! This man is beating me up!
Tobio: Is your drama gonna end soon? I need to go home so i can sit on my boyfriend's di-
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Player: Hey, are you free this weekend?
Tobio: No sorry, cuz i'm having a headache this weekend.
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Shoyo: Guys, how do you make a girl shut up?
Tanaka: Kiss her!
Nishinoya: Hug her!
Sugawara: Say "I love you"!
Tobio: Just goddamn shut her mouth with a mfcking tape!
Kei: That's my baby.
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Part 2?
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Ⓞ︎Ⓝ︎Ⓔ︎Ⓢ︎Ⓗ︎Ⓞ︎Ⓣ︎Ⓢ︎|| Tsukikage
FanfictionThis Tsukikage oneshot contains angst, fluff and smut. If you don't like any or one of these, please just exit the story for no problems Main ship: Tsukishima x Kageyama
