Baby Shopping

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"Babe, I'm nearly 27 weeks pregnant and we still need a couple of more things for the baby... can we go shopping, please?" Rachel begs, getting off the arm chair and onto Ross' lap who's on the orange couch.

"Sure babe, when-"

"She's got you wrapped around her finger, just you wait till she's competing with a 2 year old." Monica cuts Ross off and they all laugh.

"There will be no competition, because I'll win, I know my child."

"The one that's still in your stomach and has no personality... that child?" Chandler adds.

"Hey! She does have personality, she's sweet, wriggly... ugh... a girl!" Rachel becomes totally protective when anybody makes jokes or states the obvious about her baby. "Laugh all you want, but she'll be smarter than all of you!"

"1 because I'm her father and 2 because Phoebe and Joey are part of this 'all of you'. So I wouldn't doubt it, now let's go shopping."

...

"We need a bouncer, I was looking at one the other day and I'm sure it's in here- ah ha, I've found it." Rachel marches over to the baby furniture and Ross follows behind her with a shopping cart full of things.

"This is so cute!"

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"This is so cute!"

Ross rolls his eyes and picks up a box with the bouncer inside, placing it in a space in the cart. "Anything else?"

"Hmm..." Rachel takes over the cart and puts a set of bottles, pacifiers, a cleaner and extra nipples. "I just needed a few extra, I might need backups."

"I though you were breast feeding?" Ross asks earning a look from Rachel

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"I though you were breast feeding?" Ross asks earning a look from Rachel.

"Men!" She laughs, walking away. "I am breastfeeding, but I still need bottles."

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