(UNDER EDITING) The One Whose Adopted | Friends Fanfiction

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-May 4th 1995-

   We are all at Central Perk and Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy Ben to us.

Ross:And here's little Ben nodding off.

Monica:Awe look at Aunt Monica's little boy.

Bri:Oh he is just so cute.

Phoebe:Oh look he's got Ross's haircut.

Rachel:Oh let me see."Grabs picture".Oh God is he just the sweetest thing?.You must just want to kiss him all over.

   I watch as Ross is practically drooling over Rachel at this point.

Ross:"Quietly".That would be nice.

   Chandler annoyed with Ross makes a pfft noise.

Rachel:Pardon?.

Chandler:Nothing just a little extra air in my mouth.Pfft.Pffft.

   Chandler walks over to where Joey is seated and Joey is looking at his check.

Joey:Hey Chan can you help me out here?.I promise I'll pay you back.

Chandler:Oh yeah right ok...inlcuding the waffles last week you now owe me...17 jillion dollars.

Joey;I will really.I'll pay you back this time.

Chandler:"Sighs".And where's this money coming from?."Gives money to Joey".

Joey:Well I'm helping out down at the N.Y.U. Med School with some...research.

Bri:What kind of research?.

Joey:Oh just y'know....science.

Ross:Science.Yeah I think I've heard of that.

Joey:"Sighs".It's a fertility study.

Rachel:"Laughs".

Monica:Oh Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.

Joey:Alright come on you guys it's not that big a deal.Really...I mean I just go down there every other day and make my contribution to the project.Hey,hey but at the end of two weeks I get seven hundred dollars.

Ross:Hey.

Phoebe:Wow oh you're gonna be making money hand over fist.

-May 5th 1995-

   The next day at Monica and Rachel's Me, Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday.

Monica:Ok we got the cole slaw.

Bri:The buns.

Phoebe:We've got the ground-up flesh of formerly cute cows and turkeys ew.

   Phoebe hands the meat to Monica as Chandler and Joey enter with charcoal.

Chandler:"In deep voice".Men are here.