Leo: I'M GOING TO JUMP
Everyone: NOOOOO
Nico: DO A FLIP!
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Jason: I only get 9 hours of sleep
Percy: 9! I get 7!
Leo: You get 7? I get 4!
Nico: Wait, you guys are getting sleep?
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Percy: *notices Jason is taller than him*
Percy: . . . . .
Percys Mind: WHO DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS!? COMIN INTO MY CAMP AND BEING TALLER THAN ME! DOES HE KNOW WHO I AM? THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE!
Percy: . . . . .
Percy: Annabeth, grab me my foot stool
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Everyone: Omg, omg, omg, what do we do??
Annabeth: *steps out dramatically*
Annabeth: *hair flips in slow motion*
Annabeth: *puts on sunglasses*
Annabeth: *dramatically holds up a roll of blueprints*
Annabeth: I have a plan
Percy: *snorts* well that's a surprise
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Percy: You're so short, Nico. What can you see down there?
Nico: Everyone's IQ
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Annabeth: So, you two got kicked out of the movies. What for?
Jason: Percy was yelling diving scores during the Titanic as people were jumping off the boat
Percy: That last guy was a solid 8
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Nico: Don't talk down to me
Percy: Well I could hardly talk up to you. You're too short
Nico: SAY THAT TO MY FACE!
Percy: Okay, give me a second to get on my knees
Nico: Finish that sentence and I'm punching you in the face
Percy: Can you even reach that high?
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Percy Jackson/Solangelo Oneshots
FanfictionExactly what the title says. All characters belong to Rick Riordan! Multiple Ships (let's be honest it's mostly Solangelo).
