Sleepy boi inc oneshots (and maybe some mcyt oneshots)

A new mom

(Context: This takes place when Tommy is exiled, and after Dream threatens him, and Tubbo calls Tommy selfish. Puffy comes in the day and saves Tommy and Ranboo)

TU-ONE THING YOU HAD TO DO AND YOU FAIL

t-Tubbo

TU-GOSH TOMMY YOU'RE SO SELFISH

t-What

PU-Yeah what

They heard a voice and turned to be facing Captain Puffy standing next to Tommy hand on the blonde shoulder, staring daggers at Tubbo.

TU-Puffy this doesnt have nothing to do with you

PU-I don't care Tubbo, I want to know why you are yelling at Tommy and Now

The growl in that last word made them all shiver in fear.

TU-Tommy burned down George's house and so we me and Dream are deciding to exile him or not

PU-Over that

Everyone was so confused and stunned by what the goat hybrid said.

Q-Ugh yes is there a problem

PU-Yeah why

TU-Well he was being a threat to our nation and I have to protect the people

PU-Well this isn't protecting the people

F-Excuse me

PU-You say you want to protect the people but you are kicking out your people, and Tommy did nothing wrong he just made a mistake and you worry about that, when you literally should be worrying about Dream or Techno.

PU-I mean if you do this Dream would see himself as powerful

R-Right and Tubbo Tommy isn't selfish, he covered for me

TU-What

R-Me and Tommy were the one who robbed George's house, but we didn't mean for it to burn, but he protected me and didn't blame it on me, for what I am seeing he isn't selfish and what Puffy is saying is correct

PU-Yeah plus Tommy doesn't know better, he was raised with bad role models so can you blame him

TU-No but I still need to make sure the people are safe so he was a problem and now I need to find a solution to that problem

PU-And that solution is exiling him

TU-If that's what need to be done

Puffy scoff, disgusted by Tubbo, Tommy best friend answers.

PU-I am disgusted by you, I thought you be better than this

TU-What

P-I am leaving but with Tommy and Ranboo

t-What

R-Huh

Q-Wait why are you taking them

P-They don't need this shit in a young age they deserve to live a life full with mistake and learning from them and care and with an actual good role model, and if no one would do that then I will

Puffy looked over to the two teens with a soft and caring look, and spoke to them with a silky nice voice.

P-Come on you two, you don't deserve any of this you are just children. I'll get your stuff with you okay

R-Um okay

P-Tommy

t-Yes got it

P-Good then lets go