'Paul waxes his bum crack'
Yo my peeps
Nina 🦋 : Hola Amigos
Candice 👑 : Long time no see
Smolderhalder : We literally talked last night
Paulo : Wait who changed the gc name
Kat 🦉 : Have you only just noticed? 😂
Paulo : Yes
JoMo 🐑 : Eleanor did it last night when we were talking about Big Brother
You're such a grass Joe
Daniel ❤️ : english plz eleanor
Ughhh *snitch,, he's a snitch
You Americans are
all illiterate I swear 🙄Smolderhalder : At least we didn't lose the war
Omfg Ian , no one
cares about that.
Literally no one.
I don't even know
what it is, it's so irrelevantNate 🐝 : Neither
Claire 💝 : Clueless as to what it is
JoMo 🐑 : Ditto
Daniel ❤️ : ditto x2
At least our history doesn't span back to to like 200 years ago
Paulo : Neither does Australia's so you guys can shut up too
JoMo 🐑 : *High fives Eleanor*
*High fives Joseph*
Nina 🦋 : Anyways
Oh yeah back to why I texted you guys
Smolderhalder : *back to when you started annoying us
Fuuuck off
Basically I'm making a bucket list of all the things I want to do while in LA so can you guys give me some ideas :)Nate 🐝 : Can't you just ask Daniel?
Yeah but he's a bit useless
Daniel ❤️ : am not
Am to
Daniel ❤️ : am not!
Am to!!
Candice 👑 : Children stop it
Yes Mum
Daniel ❤️ : whipped
That's it 😠
Smolderhalder : They are literally two of the oldest people out of the lot of us and they are the least mature
Paulo : Petition to remove them from the group! 🙋♂️
Smolderhalder : 🙋♂️
Nina 🦋 : NO they're the best thing in this GC
Claire 💝 : Yes they are!
JoMo 🐑 : Petition to remove Paul and Ian 🙋♂️
Nina 🦋 : 🙋♀️
Claire 💝 : 🙋♀️
Kat 🦉 : 🙋♀️
Nate 🐝 : 🙋♂️
Candice 👑 : 🙋♀️
Paulo : Wowowowow shady
Smolderhalder : Nina?!
Paulo : I see how it is
Nina 🦋 : Sorry not sorry
Paulo : Don't worry Ian, Daniel will be on our side
Smolderhalder : Where are the two love birds?
Candice 👑 : I think she's currently beating him up
Nate 🐝 : How do you know that?
Candice 👑 : From the words of Eleanor Jones "That's it😠"
Nina 🦋 : ^ And the fact that they haven't replied in ages
Paulo : They could be having angry sex
Kat 🦉 : Ew don't go there plz
JoMo : It is a possibility, the only times they don't reply is if Eleanor is beating him up or they're doing the dirty
Kat 🦉 : I really hope she's beating him up rn
Paulo : They could be doing both
And I am back
And before you ask, no we weren't having sexCandice 👑 : Daniel are you okay
He's still recovering
Nina 🦋 : Poor guy
Daniel ❤️ : i am back
Paulo : Do you want me to kiss you better?
Daniel ❤️ : yes please :(
Paulo : 😘
Daniel ❤️ : hehe thank you bbs
Anyone else feel like they're third wheeling? 🤢
Claire 💝 : All the time
JoMo 🐑 : Yep
Nina 🦋 : 🤮
Oh to see without my eyes 👁👄👁
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Comfort Zone // Daniel Gillies
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