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'Paul waxes his bum crack'

Yo my peeps

Nina 🦋 : Hola Amigos

Candice 👑 : Long time no see

Smolderhalder : We literally talked last night

Paulo : Wait who changed the gc name

Kat 🦉 : Have you only just noticed? 😂

Paulo : Yes

JoMo 🐑 : Eleanor did it last night when we were talking about Big Brother

You're such a grass Joe

Daniel ❤️ : english plz eleanor

Ughhh *snitch,, he's a snitch
You Americans are
all illiterate I swear 🙄

Smolderhalder : At least we didn't lose the war

Omfg Ian , no one
cares about that.
Literally no one.
I don't even know
what it is, it's so irrelevant

Nate 🐝 : Neither

Claire 💝 : Clueless as to what it is

JoMo 🐑 : Ditto

Daniel ❤️ : ditto x2

At least our history doesn't span back to to like 200 years ago

Paulo : Neither does Australia's so you guys can shut up too

JoMo 🐑 : *High fives Eleanor*

*High fives Joseph*

Nina 🦋 : Anyways

Oh yeah back to why I texted you guys

Smolderhalder : *back to when you started annoying us

Fuuuck off
Basically I'm making a bucket list of all the things I want to do while in LA so can you guys give me some ideas :)

Nate 🐝 : Can't you just ask Daniel?

Yeah but he's a bit useless

Daniel ❤️ : am not

Am to

Daniel ❤️ : am not!

Am to!!

Candice 👑 : Children stop it

Yes Mum

Daniel ❤️ : whipped

That's it 😠

Smolderhalder : They are literally two of the oldest people out of the lot of us and they are the least mature

Paulo : Petition to remove them from the group! 🙋‍♂️

Smolderhalder : 🙋‍♂️

Nina 🦋 : NO they're the best thing in this GC

Claire 💝 : Yes they are!

JoMo 🐑 : Petition to remove Paul and Ian 🙋‍♂️

Nina 🦋 : 🙋‍♀️

Claire 💝 : 🙋‍♀️

Kat 🦉 : 🙋‍♀️

Nate 🐝 : 🙋‍♂️

Candice 👑 : 🙋‍♀️

Paulo : Wowowowow shady

Smolderhalder : Nina?!

Paulo : I see how it is

Nina 🦋 : Sorry not sorry

Paulo : Don't worry Ian, Daniel will be on our side

Smolderhalder : Where are the two love birds?

Candice 👑 : I think she's currently beating him up

Nate 🐝 : How do you know that?

Candice 👑 : From the words of Eleanor Jones "That's it😠"

Nina 🦋 : ^ And the fact that they haven't replied in ages

Paulo : They could be having angry sex

Kat 🦉 : Ew don't go there plz

JoMo : It is a possibility, the only times they don't reply is if Eleanor is beating him up or they're doing the dirty

Kat 🦉 : I really hope she's beating him up rn

Paulo : They could be doing both

And I am back
And before you ask, no we weren't having sex

Candice 👑 : Daniel are you okay

He's still recovering

Nina 🦋 : Poor guy

Daniel ❤️ : i am back

Paulo : Do you want me to kiss you better?

Daniel ❤️ : yes please :(

Paulo : 😘

Daniel ❤️ : hehe thank you bbs

Anyone else feel like they're third wheeling? 🤢

Claire 💝 : All the time

JoMo 🐑 : Yep

Nina 🦋 : 🤮

Oh to see without my eyes 👁👄👁

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