You were expecting Arceus? Pfft, don't be stupid

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Dawn: finally, I'm here, ready for Arceus.
Dawn: I have Satan in my pocket, Palkia behind me.. we're all good.

Dawn: *steps up to the memorial thing idk how Arceus works I've never played DP*
Arceus: *steps out*
Dawn: *hold her 3rd master ball 'cause she's hacking*

Arceus: you were expecting Arceus? Pfft, I think we all know who the real god is...
*bidoof steps out*

Dawn: ...
Dawn: OH MY HECK *throws Giratina's masterball* GO SATAN!

Giratina: *falls to ground* AH FUCK
Palkia: *face palm*
Dawn: SATAN USE.. UH.. RANDOM BULLSHIT THAT WON'T KNOCK IT OUT!
Giratina: *flicks bidoof away*
Dawn: PERFECT *yeets masterball at bidoof*

Gotcha! BIDOOF was caught!

Dawn: AWWWW YEAH WE CAUGHT GOD!
Palkia: this child is so dumb can I go now
Dawn: no you're my pokémon, now take me back home I wanna show my mom that I caught God

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