What do Legendaries get up to?

Speed Deoxys vs Regieleki

S.Deoxys, back in 2004: Hey guess what
Rayquaza: what
S.Deoxys: I have a speed stat total of 180
Rayquaza: HOLY
Rayquaza: THATS FAST
S.Deoxys: I know :)

*15 years later*

Regigigas: speed stat total of 180, you say?
S.Deoxys: yes
Regigigas: hehehehe
S.Deoxys: w o t
Regigigas: nothing :)

*and so Regigigas works hard all night to make Regieleki*

Regigigas: arise, the fastest pokemon of all time!
Regieleki: hello
Regigigas: I gave you a speed stat total of 200, just to annoy Deoxys. Go show her :)
Regieleki: I- mk

*and so*

Regieleki: hello
S.Deoxys: who the fuck are you
Regieleki: I am you, but faster
S.Deoxys: wait what the fu
Regieleki: what's your speed stat total?
S.Deoxys: 180
Regieleki: mine's 200
S.Deoxys: ...
S.Deoxys: WHAT
Regieleki: hehehe
S.Deoxys: *shakes them* WHATS YOUR NAME, KID?
Regieleki: Regi...eleki
S.Deoxys: YOU'Re A REGI??
Regieleki: yes
S.Deoxys: I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL REGIGIGAS-

*and s o*

Arceus: *walks in room*
S.Deoxys and Regigigas: *yelling at each other*
Regieleki: *in the corner, smug*
Arceus: what the fuck

Regigigas: OH ARCEUS
S.Deoxys: CAN I PLEASE HAVE A WORD WITH YOU??
Arceus: I- mk
S.Deoxys: *inhales* WHO ALLOWED REGIELEKI TO HAVE A HIGHER SPEED STAT TOTAL THAN ME??
Arceus: *pauses and looks at Regieleki*
Regieleki: *smiles somehow*
Arceus: who allowed such a perfect being to exist
Regigigas: HAHAH
S.Deoxys: WHAT THE FU

Dialga: I hear screaming, is everyone ok?
Arceus: *treating Regieleki like his own child*
Regigigas: *laughing at S.Deoxys*
S.Deoxys: *crying*
Dialga: I think my question has been answered, thank you

Dialga: Anyways, why you crying?
S.Deoxys: *sniff* Regieleki has a speed stat total of 200
Dialga: yo wtf Regigigas
Regigigas: it was a joke lol
S.Deoxys: BRO I LITERALLY LOST MY POINT OF EXISTENCE
Dialga: wait you had a life purpose?
S.Deoxys: bruh
Regieleki: wanna race it out? :)
Arceus: child you already are gonna win
Regieleki; I just wanna humiliate her
S.Deoxys: BITC- you know what? I'll race you
Regieleki: ha noice
Dialga: mk then time to watch Deoxys get humiliated
Arceus: so who's gonna call Rayquaza?
Regigigas: I will *proceeds to do that*

Rayquaza: Deoxys?
Rayquaza: Regieleki?
Rayquaza: Race?
Rayquaza: It's not what you think!

Rayquaza: also yes, I'm coming over
Regigigas: mk

*so*

Arceus: this 100 light year race between the chad Regieleki and the virgin Speed Deoxys will now-
S.Deoxys: bro wtf
Arceus: shut, will now commence.

*they both rush off*

Rayquaza: *sips coffee*
Dialga: you haven't had it yet?
Rayquaza: I have but I thought this would be a good time to have some more
Dialga: understandable
Arceus: like me but with donuts
Dialga: yes but you eat donuts in your sleep
Rayquaza: wtf

S.Deoxys: *makes it to the end with no Regieleki in sight*
S.Deoxys: pfft, why was I worried? I knew I'd win
Regieleki: well yes but no
S.Deoxys: WHAT THE FU-

S.Deoxys: *turns around*
Regieleki; hi
S.Deoxys: HOW LONG?? HAVE YOU BEEN THERE??
Regieleki: eh 20 minutes
S.Deoxys: THIS RACE HAS ONLY GONE ON FOR 30 SECONDS
Regieleki: yeah you're that slow
S.Deoxys: ....

Arceus: wellwellwell what do we have here
Regieleki: I won by 20 minutes
Arceus: bro this race has only gone on for 30 seconds
Regieleki: exactly
S.Deoxys: *huddled up in a corner, crying*
Arceus: wow you really are perfect

Rayquaza: so who won
Dialga: tbh I think you just tell by looking
Rayquaza: mk Regieleki won

Arceus: sorry Deoxys your title of speed champion now belongs to Regieleki
S.Deoxys: you aren't sorry are you
Arceus: no lol

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I just- wrote this whilst watching Deep Impact?? Don't question??

Also happy new year I hope the world doesn't end and uh e

Also this book might die cause wattpad might sign me out and I won't be able to get back in so I just wanna tell you whilst I can :)