I found my old phone and got a bunch of incorrect quotes from there ee
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Latias: it's valentine's day, you know what's in the air?
Regirock: smog?
Kyogre: desperation?
Groudon: drugs?
Latios: my will to even try..?
Rayquaza: my soul?
Latias: no, love is in the air! Are you guys even trying?
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Nihilego: you have three wishes.
Kartana: i wish that every time Necrozma gets confused, he gets a nickel
*and so*
Necrozma: where'd this nickel come from?
*another nickel falls from the sky*
Necrozma: what?
*two hours later*
Necrozma: help! i'm drowning in nickels!
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Cresselia: if you had one day left to live, what would you do with it?
Heatran: say goodbye
Darkrai: something illegal
Giratina: I would text 10 people on facebook and say if they didn't forward the message to 10 people I would die tomorrow.
Regigigas: jeez, Giratina!
Darkrai: that's fucking genius, can I change my answer?
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Victini: OH SHITS THERES GENESECT
Victini: QUICK CLEAR YOUR SEARCH HISTORY
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Celebi: a human got paralysed after eating 413 chicken nuggets.
Deoxys: so the limit is 412-
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Ho-Oh, with Suicune recording her: here is the wild Lugia. He's been up for 48 hours and on his 27th cup of coffee. If we distract him, we're goners.
Ho-Oh: *runs off camera* I'm gonna go jab him with a stick!
Lugia: LASS!
Ho-Oh: HE'S ANGRY!
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*Galarian Moltres and Kubfu accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
G.Moltres: WE NEED AN ADULT
Kubfu: MOLTRES YOU ARE AN ADULT
G.Moltres: OH FUCK
G.Moltres: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT, GET ZAMAZENTA
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Solgaleo: Lunala, where's the fire?
Lunala: all around you because you're so hot :)
Solgaleo: ...
Lunala: ugh, you're no fun. It's upstairs in the bathtub.
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Reshiram: what if our phobias are how we died in our past life?
Zekrom, screaming from downstairs: I KNEW THIS MICROWAVE LOOKED FAMILIAR
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Hoopa: I wanna piñata!
Zygarde, giving Hoopa a bat: I think Yveltal has some candy in his pockets
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Rayquaza is so dense he doesn't realise "gay" doesn't just mean "happy" anymore
Rayquaza: unbelievably, me and Deoxys had such a gay time.
Arceus: *spits out his donut-flavoured coffee*
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Eternatus: do I look like I have a brain?
Zacian: no
Eternatus: that was a rhetorical question
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Pheromosa: how's the most sexiest pokemon doing today?
Buzzwole: I don't know, how are they?
Pheromosa, flustered: I-
Necrozma, from the other room: I'm great, thanks!
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Yveltal: have you ever wanted to talk about your feelings?
Xerneas: ...no
Zygarde: I do!
Yveltal: I know, Zygarde
Zygarde: I'm sad!
Yveltal: I know, Zygarde
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*Giratina wearing a white sheet whilst tiptoeing across the room*
Giratina: *trips on the sheet and falls over*
Dialga: wh-who's there??
Giratina: nobody, FUCK OFF
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Maybe those last two are vines and I've been watching too many recently and kind of relate them to legendaries and mythicals
Anyways uh that's it bu-bye
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