What do Legendaries get up to?

What the legendaries of Alola do in their spare time

yeah it's been a while. anyways, galar is next before this "spare time" series comes to a close

until we get the new region legendaries revealed eheheheh
pretty excited for those actually
also i will do that request next chapter <3

anyways enjoy

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*it is saturday*

lunala; yknow how you said this house belongs to you, necrozma?
necrozma: WOOHOO YOU FINALLY ACCEPTED IT
lunala: yeah cause it's getting more expensive to live now so you have to deal with all the money issues
necrozma: ...
necrozma: fuck
lunala: if you want me to take control of the house again i'm more than happy to shove you in MY basement and keep you there
necrozma: NONONONONO

*and so necrozma and the ultra beasts are at a table, discussing how to save money*

necrozma: today is the day we all become cheapskates
pheromosa: i like skates
stakataka: seems like some of us still share a brain cell
nihilego: yeah and you're one of them lmao
stakataka: ayo how tf did you get out of lele's closet
nihilego: ....
nihilego; i was never here *disappears*

necrozma: ok whatever um
necrozma: aight what cheapskate means is to spend as little money as possible, so we're doing that
celesteela: i thought you owned your own dimension or something so why are you under pressure about spending money
necrozma: THE CURRENCY IN THAT UNIVERSE AND ON EARTH IS NOT THE SAME
celesteela: WELL EXCHANGE IT THEN
necrozma: ARCEUS WONT ALLOW ME TO

*and so*

necrozma: kartana, how are you being a cheapstake today?
kartana: i cut wood to make fire and save using the radiator
necrozma: that is the cleverest thing anyone has ever done in this household
necrozma: hey wait a second. where did you get the wood from
kartana: ...
necrozma: ...
kartana: ...
solgaleo: WHY IS THERE NO DOORS IN THIS BUILDING

necrozma: you know what? fuck doors. we don't need doors.
pheromosa: you want to know how i am a cheapskate?
necrozma: you didn't go ahead and buy skates, did you?
pheromosa: *puts away skates* no
necrozma; well what did you do then
pheromosa: i grabbed all shiny things and am using them for a light source
necrozma: i'm not a science expert but i don't think that's how it works
pheromosa: we are massive talking creatures from another universe trying to save money because of the cost of living crisis. is that really what you should be questioning?
necrozma: okay it looks like you are currently the owner of the braincell, goodbye

lele: MY JELLYFISH LEFT THE CLOSET
necrozma; that's like the 100th time now
lele: actually the closet is the one that left. the jellyfish is now under my bed
necrozma: wtf
*suddenly, stakataka is seen somehow bringing the bed down the stairs*
lele: ...
necrozma: ...
stakataka: i'm selling furniture we don't need
lele: I NEED A BED
stakataka: SLEEP ON THE FLOOR LIKE THE REST OF US
nihilego, from the top of the stairs: IM FINALLY FREEEEEE

silvally: hey guys wtf is happening
lele: my jellyfish escaped :(
silvally: i tried to sit down on the sofa but it just walked off
necrozma: that's stakataka selling furniture
stakataka: WE DONT NEED NO COUCH
silvally: WELL WE NEED SOMESORT OF FURNITURE
stakataka: i'm keeping all the kitchen ones
necrozma: those are the ones that we spend the money on
lele: WAIT NO WE ACTUALLY NEED THOSE
stakataka: ...
stakataka: fuck

buzzwole: i have started exercising lessons
necrozma: how does that help us save money
buzzwole: it doesn't
necrozma: you were supposed to help us save money
buzzwole: ........oh
necrozma: you know what? just do them
buzzwole: goodbye then ahahahaha *he leaves*

blacephalon: hey necrozma i think stakataka sold your nightlight
necrozma: WHAT
sivally; oh no
blacephalon: yeah he's outside with it
necrozma: IM GONNA FUCKING PUNCH THAT WALL INTO A PILE OF DEBRIS
silvally: ...
blacephalon: ...
silvally: ...
blacephalon: ...
silvally: yeah that's how much he needs his nightlight

*and so, after necrozma considers turning stakataka into a pile of debris but then doesn't*

necrozma: anyways blacephalon. what have you done to be a cheapskate
blacephalon: uh i deleted netflix and other apps
necrozma: HOW DOES THAT HELP US
silvally: NOOO I CANT WATCH HEARTSTOPPER
necrozma: ...
blacephalon: ...
silvally: ...I MEAN I CANT WATCH THE HUNGER GAMES HAHAHAHA
necrozma: note to self- silvally watches a series about gay people
silvally: NOOO MY REPUTATION
necrozma: HAHA IM TELLING GLADEON
blacephalon: i'll just leave now goodbye

necrozma: so celesteela. what have you do—
*celesteela next to meltan, who is eating some wires*
necrozma: wtf
celesteela: i'm cutting electricity costs by making meltan eat all the wires.
necrozma: how did you get him to do that?!
celesteela: sarcastic question or not, i told him that it was a stretched out magneton
necrozma: wow meltan is dumb
necrozma: WAIT I CANT CONNECT MY NIGHTLIGHT TO ELECTRICITY THEN
celesteela; you have to make sacrifices.
necrozma: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*solgaleo walks in*

solgaleo: i'm so used to doors being about that i forgot that anyone could see me watching my little pony so i have been embarrassed
necrozma: ...
celesteela: ...
solgaleo: OH SHIT I THOUGHT LUNALA WAS IN THIS ROOM
necrozma: THERES NO DOORS HOW DID YOU NOT SEE US
solgaleo: IM USED TO THERE BEING DOORS SO I HALLUCINATE THEM BEING THERE
celesteela; i think he needs to go to an insanity asylum
necrozma: i think the basement will do just fine
solgaleo: WAIT NOOO

*and so*

necrozma: wow even the fucking basement door is gone
solgaleo: hey necrozma. you know how we have no access to electricity and hence no proper lights at nighttime?
necrozma: *shivers* yes
solgaleo: i am your only source of light during the night and hence you cannot chuck me down in the basement
necrozma: well fuck you we have no doors so i can still see you
solgaleo: ah i forgot about that
necrozma: we are literally staring at an empty doorframe. wow you really are insane

pheromosa: why has this entire money saving thing turned into a door crisis
necrozma: are you wearing skates
pheromosa: no. your eyes trick you *skates off*
necrozma: ok i. kartana better have started that fire

*necrozma goes to the room where the fireplace is. it is not on fire*

necrozma: what the fuck is kartana doing with all those doors
blacephalon: hey necrozma, where's xurkitree?
necrozma: I FORGOT ABOUT XURKITREE. OH MY GOD HES OUR FREE SOURCE OF ELECTRICITY
stakataka: i'm sorry necrozma, but it turns out, he pays taxes to be lit up
necrozma: what
blacephalon: what
stakataka: so i sold him
blacephalon: LMAO WHAT
necrozma: ??? YOU SOLD XURKITREE??
stakataka: yeah. celesteela told me meltan not melmetal was not willing to eat him so i had to sell him

necrozma: ....
necrozma: you know what? fuck this. HEY LUNALA
lunala: what
necrozma: i have a question
lunala: actually i have a question.
necrozma: ok go on
lunala: where have all the doors gone, why is there no electricity, why does pheromosa have skates, why do we have no furniture, why has kartana started a massive fire outside, where is netflix and disney+ i want to watch spiderman, and where is solgaleo?
necrozma: ...
necrozma: i was going to ask if you wanted ownership of the house back but i think i'll just give it to you without context
lunala: NECROZMA NO

*and so, necrozma runs to the basement and stays there. solgaleo is also there, hence why necrozma is not screaming*

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i'm sorry it's been so long i. YES I KNOW NOT EVERY ULTRA BEAST IS HERE. BUT WHATEVER HERES A CHAPTER AFTER OVER A MONTH