What do Legendaries get up to?

{REQUEST} When the author stays over

Aixnskxb uhh so yes we got another request by the same person from before, also to your question about dialga and palkia's birthday-

I'm not too sure, but uh- let's see if my deadass brain will remember-

ALSO! The last chapter was just me being paranoid at 3am, but I was asking if YOU wanted to be in a chapter-

Anyways this is ME, the ✨ brilliant ✨ author of this book (that was an obvious joke), staying over with all the legends and myths for 24 hours.

Let's see how this insane multishipper can deal with all the chaos, or if I'm the big problem-!

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Me: *busts through door with a large bag*
Mewtwo: OH NO
Lugia: oh fucking hell, what now
Me; I'm staying with you for 24 hours now
Everyone: ...
S.Mewtwo: who are you-?
Rayquaza: Satan but on drugs
Giratina: that's me, she's just straight up Satan
Me: thanks for the compliment, both of you, now Mewtwo where's your room
Mewtwo: you are NOT sleeping there
Me: I'm the author of this book, I can make you jump out a window

Rayquaza: CAN YOU STEAL HIS SPOON?!?
Mewtwo: WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME
S.Mewtwo: *sweating*
Me: maybe, but for now I want a good place to sleep

*In Mewtwo's room*

Mewtwo: I do NOT want to share a room with you
Me: then get out
Mewtwo: I-

*so I set up everything and leave*

Me: so the last proper chapter I was in was chapter 7
Palkia: oh no
Me: oh yes
Jirachi: wut
Me: imma see how all the ships are getting along :)

Rayquaza: *screaming* MEWTWO GET YOUR SPOON AND DO TO DEOXYS WHAT YOU DID IN THE MANGA
Mewtwo: WHAT
Me: uh, no *thanos snaps his spoon*
Mewtwo: ...
Me: that's staying away from everyone for awhile, anyways, Lugia and Ho-Oh.

Lugia: *sweating* we're not dating
Me: yes you are
Suicune: daaaaaad
Lugia: SHUT UP IM NOT YOUR FATHER
Me: woah talking about references, anyways Ho-Oh, how have you two been?

Ho-Oh: well he's a pain during New Years, getting drunk out of his mind
Lugia: SHUT UP THATS NOT TRUE
Articuno: yes it i-
Lugia: what are you doing out the bottom of the ocean
Articuno: Ho-Oh let me out
Lugia: oh you little shit
Me: I know you don't feel that way :))
Lugia: ...
Ho-Oh: ...
Me: TIME FOR HOENN

Rayquaza: Groudon and Kyogre are dating
Kyogre: TF NO WE'RE NOT
Groudon: I am not dating him
Me: we all know that's incest, so let's stay away from that
Jirachi: what's your excuse for Dialga and Palkia
Me: ....
Me: RAYQUAZA HOWS YOUR ALIEN
Rayquaza: MY alien??
Me: yes

*screaming in the bg*

Me: nevermind I know how he's doing
Kyogre: where's Mewtwo's spoon
Me: I'm not telling you because I know you'll go and stab Deoxys with it
Kyogre: whAAT NoooOOOoO
Deoxys: STAY AWAY FROM ME SATAN
Me: speaking of Satan, let me check out Sinnoh

Me: Darkrai where's your girlfriend
Darkrai: she's cooking dinner
Me: mmmm I'm hungry now
Arceus: well you ain't having my donuts
Me: I am god I can have what I want
Arceus: well same for me
Me: but I'm more godly than you
Arceus: a foolish miscalculation

Giratina: shut up you two, cmon we're going to see Dialga and Palkia
Me: ooh yes lets go

*so*

Me: what are you doing
Palkia: looking for my sanity
Me: you'll never find it
Palkia: seems like it
Giratina: where's Dialga
Palkia: helping Cresselia cook
Me: wldnxksn I'm gonna go see what they're doing