What do Legendaries get up to?

So this is the Weather Trio

Hoenn time bitchheeessssssss

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Emerald version

Archie: time to go get the blue orb to summon Kyogre
Lady: Maxie took it
Archie: didn't that bitch learn about what happened last ti-
(Just realised Emerald is in the past because Steven has a Metang but nevermind)
Archie: fuck this, come on crew let's get this red orb and skeddadle off

*so they do that, until the protagonist... let's say Brendan, comes up*

Brendan: wtf happened here
Lady: Archie took they red orb
Brendan: I see his colour blindness is acting again
Lady: no Maxie came before that and took the blue orb
Brendan: so it isn't his fault? Strange

*anyways Maxie and Archie piss off Groudon and Kyogre and they sneak outside*

Groudon: HEY FISH FACE, WHAT ARE YE LOOKIN' AT? EH? EH?
Kyogre: ALRIGHT DINOSAUR GET OFF ME LAWN AND BATTLE ME
Groudon: YOU'RE WEAK TO GRASS YOU OVERGROWN FISH

*they begin fighting*

Everyone in Sootopolis: oh no, Groudon and Kyogre have started fighting, whatever will we do?
Brendan: this was your fault, Maxie.
Maxie: no it wasn't
Archie: bitch yes it was

Wallace: Brendan, you gotta go to Sky Pillar and awaken Rayquaza
Brendan: nah fam I ain't going through that fucking pain
Wallace: I removed all the floor traps
Brendan: you did?
Wallace; yes
Brendan: welp ok

*so Brendan goes up and slaps Rayquaza with a frying pan and tells him to go stop Groudon and Kyogre from fighting*

Rayquaza: THESE DARN KIDS
Rayquaza: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL THEM

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Groudon: HAHA DROUGHT GO BRR
Kyogre: FUCK YOU AND THE SUN
*sad solgaleo noises*
Groudon: AHAHAHAHA

*suddenly something green starts descending downwards*

Rayquaza: YOU TWO, SHUT THE FUCK UP
Kyogre: NO ONE TOLD ME THIS WAS EMERALD VERSION
Groudon: OF COURSE IT IS WHY DO YOU THINK WE'RE FIGHTING
Rayquaza: WHY'D YOU EVEN LEAVE YOUR ROOMS IN THE FIRST PLACE

Kyogre: *points at Archie*
Groudon: *points at Maxie*
Archie and Maxie: *point at each other*
Rayquaza: ...

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Ruby and Sapphire version

(Uh... let's say this is Ruby)

Maxie: hmm which orb shall I choose
Courtney: Groudon is red
Maxie: and?
Courtney: there's a big hint on what orb to choose
Maxie: ...
Maxie: blue?
Courtney: ofc
Maxie: haha come on then

*So the protagonist, this time May, come up*

May: MAXIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Maxie: taking the blue orb to summon Groudon haha
May: but Groudon's red
Maxie: and?
May: shouldn't you use the red orb
Maxie: *gasps* I have never been so offended

*In Magma's base*

Groudon: oh god it's the speck of dandruff
Maxie: shut up and take this blue orb
Groudon: are you trying to annoy me
Maxie: no I'm trying to control you
Groudon: with the blue orb? Fam that's for Kyo-

*it glows and the area turns blue*

Groudon: AAAAAAA YOU IDIOOOOOOOTTT
Maxie: wut

*he leaves and eventually everyone gathers in Sootopolis*

Steven: May, I need you to take the red orb into the Cave of Origin
May: you're really trusting an eleven year old who literally started their journey today
Steven: do you want to catch Groudon or not
May: yes
Steven: so go do it
May: aoxnspanwoxn

*meanwhile*

Kyogre: RAYQUAZA!
Rayquaza: wot
Kyogre: GROUDON'S GONE MISSING!
Rayquaza; and you care because..?
Kyogre: I don't care, I was just telling you
Rayquaza: welp ok then

Rayquaza: it is getting pretty hot I can't lie... but this isn't Emerald version so I can't do shit
Kyogre: do you prefer me or Groudon
Rayquaza: *flashbacks to wheel of names* your rain doesn't effect me in ozone so you
Kyogre: HAAAAAAAA

*and so May calms Groudon down and catches him as she goes and takes on Wallace despite the type disadvantage*

Kyogre: OH NO
Rayquaza: wot
Kyogre: SOMEBODY STARTED PLAYING SAPPHIRE VERSION AAAAA

*so Kyogre gets kidnapped by the game boy advanced and yeeted into place*

Rayquaza: ...
Rayquaza: oh shit I'm next

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Ee- that's all, uh-

Btw I finALLY managed to speedrun Emerald in 6 and a half hours and finally got my hands on the precious bby aka Rayquaza

Also fuck Sky Pillar it took me 20 minutes to get up then I forgot the Masterball so I had to go get it and took me another 10 minutes

So technically I finished the game in 6 hours, the elite4 was easy as hell tho (we don't talk about Glacia's Walrein or Wallace's Milotic)