Yes, again, why do you ask?
***
Arceus: *opens cabinet and sees no donuts*
Arceus: *holding bat* who's ready to loose their fucking kneecaps
***
Dialga: Darkrai did WHAT
Giratina: Cresselia had hurt her leg and the doctors wouldn't let Darkrai see her unless he was injured himself, so he went to a wall and bashed his head on it until it bled
Palkia: well ya got as admire his determination
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Lunala: HEY NECROZMA
Necrozma: I have your nails Lunala, just give me a second..
Lunala: no I mean, me and Solgaleo kinda nailed the door shut so we can't get out, thing ya could fetch us a wrench?
Necrozma: ...this is the best day of my fucking life
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Kyogre: your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are too see it, it's probably thinking "here comes the warmth slab!"
Groudon: wrong.
Groudon: it's probably thinking "God, I hope this dipshit doesn't spill beans all over me again, who the fuck even eats beans in bed?"
***
Victini: guys, how do we explain French to Keldeo
Kyurem: It's Spanish, but cursive.
Reshiram: you have 11 letters, you pronounce 4 of them.
Virizion: Latin, but make it fashion.
Cobalion: Learn to speak Spanish. Now learn Italian. Subtract the Spanish from the Italian. You are left with french.
Zekrom: Cover the second half of the word, squint, and pronounce the only vowels you see.
Terrakion: Gargling, but with air.
***
Cresselia: So, are you ready to commit?
Darkrai: relationship or crime?
Darkrai: either way the answer is absolutely
***
Rayquaza: hey, is anyone d-
Kyogre: dead?
Groudon: drunk?
Latias: drained?
Latios: depressed?
Deoxys: deprived of sleep?
Jirachi: drowning?
Rayquaza: ..done with your drink..? What the fuck is wrong with you guys
***
Xerneas: do you love me? Breathe if yes, recite the bible in Japanese if it's a no.
Yveltal: And then Jesus said: "Omae wa mou shindeiru." And Moses answered: "Nani?!"
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Necrozma: pros and cons of dating me.
Necrozma: pros: you'll be the cute one.
Necrozma: cons: holy SHIT where do I begin
***
Shaymin: if Arceus stepped on me, I'd probably thank him.
Darkrai: ಠ_ಠ
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Deoxys: I have absolutely no interest in eating a salad
Deoxys: pass me the cheese fries
Rayquaza: ...
Rayquaza: marry me
***
So the ships are beginninG..? MaybE? Next time tho, ohhhh yes they WILL-
Anyways I hope you enjoyed sodnsksn I dunno what to say I ain't a fucking YouTuber anyways byE
Also 300+ reads shit went from 0 to 300 real quick
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