sorry for late update :// real life shit yk
anyways i'm a lasy ass and it's been a while. dont worry, next chapter IS something-
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Darkrai, sweating: cresselia, there's something i need to ask you...
Cresselia: finally! you're proposing!
Darkrai: how do you know..?
Cresselia: darkrai, you dropped the ring 5 times. i even picked it up once.
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*the tv is freaking out*
Zekrom: don't worry, you have to treat an electronic device like how you treat a patient.
*he unplugs the tv, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
Zekrom: yeah that didn't work with my grandma either
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Mewtwo: you're a lying piece of shit!
Lugia: oh yeah? you're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Mew: i'm leaving, and taking s.mewtwo with me!
Ho-Oh, gathering up the cards: that's enough monopoly for today
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Groudon: i would do anything for money.
*later*
Groudon, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS.
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Thunderous: here comes the lighting!
Thunderous, whispering: you've got to imagine it coming out of my fingertips, wherein i am an almighty wizard.
Terrakion: currently imagining that. hmm.. not bad, not bad.
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Lunala: *answers phone* hello?
Necrozma: hi, it's necrozma.
Lunala: what did he do this time?
Necrozma: no seriously, it's me.
Lunala: what did you do this time?
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this was a request from someone sooo
Giratina: dad, i started a donut shop.
Arceus: *sniff* son, i'm proud.
*arceus sees the shop titled "cream spread cookies with a hole"*
Arceus: ....
Arceus, pulling out a baseball bat: may humans forgive you, but i won't
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Zamazenta: rayquaza, your child- kyogre- was in a fight.
Deoxys: oh no, that's horrible!
Rayquaza: he better have won
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Dialga: are you the big spoon, or the little spoon?
Palkia: the knife.
Giratina, from across the room: he's the little spoon.
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Yveltal: rules were meant to be broken.
Xerneas: no, rules were meant to be followed, nothing is meant to be broken.
Zygarde: uh, piñatas.
Diancie: glow sticks.
Hoopa: karate boards
Volcanion: spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Yveltal: rules.
Xerneas: ...
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Reshiram: *running towards zekrom with open arms*
Zekrom: *moves out the way*
Reshiram: hey, why'd you move?
Zekrom: i thought you were going to attack me
Reshiram: i was going to hug you!
Zekrom: why would you hug me?
Reshiram: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU?!
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i know it's been ages ://
sorry about that um
i'm working on a new chapter!! promise
love you all for 29.6k reads <3
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