We are back at it again boyyyyssss
It's kinda a mix of ships and none ships at this point tbh and some might be discord chats I thought were funny ok bye
And no am I totally not doing this whilst in an online classes why do you ask
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Arceus: ok, whoever ate my donuts, come forward and I will forgive you!
*no one moves*
Arceus: hah, clever. you knew I wouldn't forgive you.
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Lugia: apparently we've got a new team member
Zapdos: are we stealing them?
Moltres: new or used?
Lugia: excellent responses, both of you
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Regigigas: ah, the outdoors. where an old man can be left to his thoughts.
Regigigas, internally: Did you leave the stove on? did you remember to lock the front door? will you die alone?
Regigigas: that's enough for one day, time to head home
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Keldeo: Z is just a sideways N.
Kyurem: get out of my room
Keldeo: Zo
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Regice: we need to cut down our expenses so we can donate more. what can we live without?
Regirock: *gets out flamethrower* Registeel
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Suicune: wouldn't it be fucked up if vegetables were actually sentient and could feel things when we ate them?
Ho-Oh: Suicune, repeat after me.
Ho-Oh: ...
Suicune: you aren't saying anything
Ho-Oh: exactly
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S.Mewtwo: aw shucks
Mewtwo: I'm upset too, but let's watch the fucking language
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Cresselia: wait, how many kids do you have?
Arceus: biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Koko: Bulu gave me a random child to take care of and I don't know what to do if it cries
Lele: throw it out the window
Fini: if it cries, get it some toys, get it a dummy, and-
Koko: the window won't open
Fini: NO
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Dialga: there's a dead body in the living room!
Giratina: guess it ain't a living room anymore
Palkia: get out
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Genesect: young Victini, we need to talk about-
Victini: the building was already on fire when I got there.
Genesect: ...
Victini: what?
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Deoxys: my power has doubled since last time we met!
Rayquaza: two times zero is still zero, Deoxys.
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Reshiram: Zekrom was banned from the chicken shack so we had to get some out of town
Zekrom: well they shouldn't call it "all you can eat" if they don't mean it
Reshiram: Zekrom, you ate a chair
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Yveltal: is Xerneas home? I'd like to take her on a date.
Zygarde: in order to talk to her you must answer some very important questions in these qualification forms.
*hours later*
Zygarde: what did you get for question 319?
Yveltal: C) lure the space persian away from Xerneas by imitating a bacon strip.
Zygarde, nodding his head: impressive.
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Kyogre: Bigfoot, but shaven.
Groudon: Mr. Clean
Rayquaza: you two are the reason I have anxiety
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Latias: there is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words incorrectly.
Latios: I completely photosynthesise with this
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Zekrom: yeeted
Reshiram: yote
Zekrom: YEETED
Reshiram: YOTE
Zekrom: KYUREM TELL HER IT'S YEETED
Kyurem: I just want to know who threw Virizion out the 5 story building
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Ho-Oh: compliment me :)
Lugia: you uh- you have eyes
Ho-Oh: ...
Ho-Oh: I'll take it.
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Lunala: what do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Necrozma: if you say "addictionary" I will kill you
Lunala: I was gonna say "high definition" but yours is loads better
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Arceus: *recording* day 2001 of quarantine
Cresselia: *frantically baking cookies whilst there are 20+ trays of cookies all around the kitchen*
Heatran: *pacing and solving his 121st rubix cube, occasionally bumping into walls*
Giratina: *singing "I Won't Say I'm In Love" passionately to a lamp while crying and acting out every single scene while doing so*
Regigigas: *rocking back and fourth on a chair whilst drinking his 1035th cup of coffee*
Darkrai: *smacking himself with his fist*
Palkia: *frantically petting Dialga on the sofa* we're fine
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Jirachi: when I was your age-
Deoxys: when I was your height-
Jirachi: *storms off*
Jirachi: *comes back with a step stool* lisTEN-
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666 words I'm so fucking proud
Well it was 666 but now it's 679 cause I keep typing
Anyways here take this whilst I go scream at some cursed stuff I found online and online classes goodbye
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