What do Legendaries get up to?

{REQUEST} one braincell/parenting

Weewooo thanks for requesting this, always lmao

I hope my humour hasn't gotten worse during that break haha-

Anyways wasn't too sure how to set out the braincell one, so I decided to base it off those three witches from mythology who shared the one eye and tooth

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Request #1

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Lunala: necrozma, do you share one brain cell with all the other ultra beasts or something?
Necrozma: of course not, I share one with every ultra beast except guzzlord
Pheromosa: his brain is only big enough for him to scream
Nihilego: I'm surprised your making worlds of this shit
Lunala; worlds?
Necrozma: excuse them, I am currently the owner of the brain cell

Stakataka: THE ONLY WORLD I FUCKING SEE IS ONE WHERE I GET THE BRAINCELL
Necrozma: absolutely not
Kartana: *was about to cut down door but cut down the wall instead*
Lunala: since this is apparently you house, necrozma, you're paying for that
Necrozma; bi-
Kartana: GUZZLORD IS TRYING TO EAT BUT HES SCREAMING INSTEAD

Necrozma: tbh I think that's the better option
Nihilego: not that he's gonna even sleet anyways
Lunala: s l e e t - ?
Stakataka: the scores of guzzlord vs metang is 69 - 420 haha nice
Lunala: are you on drugs?
Necrozma: no they don't have a braincell
Pheromosa: metang? you mean meltan?
Stakataka: all I care about is 69 and 420

*phermosa kicks necrozma, knocking the braincell out of his head whilst she and nihilego dive for it*

Pheromosa: MINE
Nihilego: MIND? BRAIN? = BRAINCELL SO GIMME
Stakataka: she said "mine" not "mind" you piece of fish
Lunala: oh no
Necrozma, half conscious on the floor: aksflcnsk fhjj tsareena should be sjdbk grass/fighting hkbwksj
Pheromosa: no necrozma, don't speed to forbidden words
Lunala: what about lugia being a water type

*blacephalon rushes in through the hole in the wall*

Blacephalon: THERES A WEIRD MAN OUTSIDE HES TALL AND WHITE/BLUE AND SAID SOMEONE SAID "LUGIA" AND "WATER" IN THE SAME SENTENCE
Lunala: ....
Pheromosa: ....
Lunala: and?
Blacephalon: he wants to kill someone called lunala
Pheromosa: haha, noob
Lunala: oH FuCK-

*poipole runs through the gap holding a sign saying "UWU" with naganadel begins him*

Poipole: I SHALL CURSE YOU WITH UWU IF I DO NOT GET THE BRAINCELL
Naganadel: LET THE UWU TAKE OVER YOU NECROZMA
Lunala: naganadel got into uwu? sheeeeeeeesh these guys aren't okay
Pheromosa: if you make another sheesh joke I will drop kick you
Lunala: 👁👄👁
Nihilego: NO! WE SHALL NOT CALL FOR YOUR UWU CURSE!
Stakataka: she means fall, not call

*lele rushes down the stairs*

Lele: NIHILEGO ISNT IN THE CLOSET WHERE IS SHE?!?

*she pauses when she sees pheromosa about to drop kick lunala, necrozma unconscious on the floor, nihilego and stakataka screaming at poipole and naganadel, and whatever the hell blacephalon and kartana are doing*

Lele: ...
Lele; on the second hand, I think I'll use my closet for its actual purpose *somehow runs upstairs*

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Request #2

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*koko with a camera and fini with a microphone*

Fini: okay- action!
Koko; hoe I'm supposed to give the orders
Fini: WE NEVER CHOSE A DIRECTOR
Solgaleo; can we start or what?
Necrozma: *sat down somehow eating popcorn*

*attempt #2*

Fini: o-
Koko: ACTION

Lunala: ahem, welcome uh- welcome pokemon to uh-
Solgaleo: parenting advice with lunala and solgaleo yaaaay
Lunala; ...
Lunala; yes

*screams are heard from the basement*

Lunala: ...
Lunala; uh- that is necrozma being an idiot again, let me go deal with that
Necrozma: excuse me what the fuck
Fini; you fucking idiot you weren't supposed to say anything
Solgaleo: why not just say it's cosmog
Lunala: THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE PARENTAL ADVICE, NOT A WAY TO TORTURE YOUR KIDS

*attempt #3*

Solgaleo: now remember, don't feed your child any sort of hazards, like fireballs
Necrozma: who the fuck would feed their child fireballs
Lunala; arceus, probably, all his kids are part dragon
Solgaleo: but dialga is part steel
Lunala; ya know neutral is, right?

Fini; ahem, back to the advice
Lunala; oh right uh
Lunala: yes, what he said, don't feed them toxics or anything along those lines
Solgaleo: bu-
Lunala: you are a steel type so don't say anything about immunity to poison
Solgaleo: -yes

*advice no.2*

Lunala: don't leave them in the bath with the tap on, those things can drown you know
Solgaleo: those "things"?
Lunala: the babies
Solgaleo: "THINGS"?!

Necrozma: I mean they are, aren't they?
Koko; hoe sit down, this show ain't called "lunala, solgaleo and necrozma's parenting advice"
Necrozma; I'm glad it isn't *proceeds to sit down and eat more popcorn*

Lunala: anyways as I was saying, shoving your kids in a bathtub full of water is a bad idea
Solgaleo: unless they have the storm drain ability
Lunala: ...well, yes

*advice no.3*

Solgaleo: don't feed them weed
Lunala: *gives him a look*
Solgaleo: les
Necrozma: les?
Koko: hoe if you speak one more time I will flick you into the dark
Necrozma: okok

Lunala: *cough* les..?
Solgaleo: weedles, don't feed them to your child
Lunala: tbh I don't think you should feed those things to anyone
Lunala: holy shit what if it evolves in your stomach
Necrozma: lunala that is fucked up, so do me a favour and-
Koko: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

*advice no.4*

Lunala: ...anymore advice ideas?
Solgaleo: damn we are bad parents
Necrozma: no kidding, you shoved cosmog into the basement
Koko: necrozma you dickhead we caught that on footage
Fini: we're actually uploading this?
Necrozma; you two just messed the footage up too
Koko: WHO CARES IF YOU RUINED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE HOE
Necrozma: STOP CALLING ME "HOE"! I AINT USED TO MAKE FARMS, AM I?!

*koko, fini and necrozma begin arguing*

Lunala: ...
Solgaleo: ...
Lunala; well uh-
Solgaleo: we'll be right back

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I had diagnosed myself with batophobia, aka the fear of skyscrapers, those things fucking horrify me, anyways have a good day