Group Chats 6

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[Group chat name: The council will decide your fate, necrozma]

Giratina; hey uh
Giratina: arceus wants me to add him

Dialga: NO

Zekrom: it's to brag about legends arceus, isn't it

Giratina; yes, and i don't want him here

Koko: awh hell no, that hoe ain't coming here

Zekrom: omg koko spelt correctly for once

Koko: ok u ligma lover

Dialga: LMAO

Giratina: I THOUGHT WE MADE A RULE ON THAT

Koko: ah but i am the creator, i can do what i want

Dialga: can confirm that giratina is about to get smacked with a donut if he doesnt add arceus

Zekrom: i thought he was an admin

Koko: he is
Koko: so add arceus you hoe

Dialga: wait we need to change the group chat name

Zekrom: whatever the backstory to it is

Koko: oh u don't wanna know

[Koko changed the group chat name to: No one cares about legends arceus]

Dialga: he'll hate that
Dialga: it's perfect

Zekrom: i wholeheartedly agree

Koko: idk why it's wholeheartedly but okay

Giratina: CNIA ADDH HIM

Koko: and u all tell me off for typing too fast

Dialga: yes giratina

[Giratina added Arceus]

Arceus: hello peasants

Zekrom: hasn't read the group chat title

Dialga: ZEKROM

Arceus: pfft you're all just jealous

Giratina: my head fucking hurts

Rayquaza: why is arceus here

Zekrom: idk ligma lover, you tell me

Koko: rayquaza do you like ligma?

Giratina: I DONT THINK ARCEUS KNOWS WHAT LIGMA IS

Dialga: rayquaza loves ligma

Rayquaza: god fuck this is turning into some copypasta type shit

Arceus: what's ligma

Koko: okay boys who's saying it

Zekrom: LIGMA BALLS

Giratina: ligMa balls

Dialga: PFFFT

Rayquaza: you're both dead and you both know it

Arceus: ....i

Giratina: i have an idea

[Giratina changed the group chat name to: Pokémon Ligma: Arceus]

Zekrom: should be pokemon ligma: rayquaza

Rayquaza: am i really the only one who thinks that joke is getting old

Koko: it's facts tho

Giratina: nah zekrom can't do that, suggests a remake

Zekrom: oh true

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