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luke my boyfriend: hi merry christmas!!!

ashley my girlfriend: merry christmas!!!

luke my boyfriend: what are you doing today?? how's florida?? is it hot?? did you get some cool presents this morning??

ashley my girlfriend: im not in florida ://

luke my boyfriend: WHAT

luke my boyfriend: ARE YOU KIDDING ME

ashley my girlfriend: WHATS WRONG

luke my boyfriend: ive been sulking around my house for three days because i thought you were out of town

ashley my girlfriend: aw im sorry but yeah my mom fucked up and told me last minute that she was going on vacation with her new boyfriend to some fancy tropical island so i couldn't come

luke my boyfriend: why didn't you tell me you were here?? we could have hung out all week

ashley my girlfriend: idk i knew that you were spending time with your mom and your family and i just didn't want to bother you

ashley my girlfriend: im sorry i should have told you but you seemed to be really happy just hanging out at home

luke my boyfriend: ok that's true

luke my boyfriend: i am happy lol my mom made like a thousand cookies last night to take to my grandmas house today and i think i ate like half of them

ashley my girlfriend: if you keeping eating cookies like that you're going to get fat

luke my boyfriend: shut up

ashley my girlfriend: fatty

luke my boyfriend: so what are you doing today?? there's still no snow and it's making me sad lol

ashley my girlfriend: idk if we're doing anything later but right now I'm hiding in my room bc my dad and helen are yelling at each other

luke my boyfriend: WELL THATS NOT FUN

luke my boyfriend: TELL THEM TO STOP ITS CHRISTMAS THEY SHOULD NOT BE FIGHTING

ashley my girlfriend: yeah lol i don't think they really care at all about my opinion so me telling them to stop fighting wouldn't help

luke my boyfriend: did you at least open all of your presents this morning

ashley my girlfriend: not really i just got an envelope with some cash in it so i can go out and get whatever i want

ashley my girlfriend: oh and helen bought me some cute boots that i actually really wanted

luke my boyfriend: well that's not fun either

luke my boyfriend: that sounds boring lol my family goes really hardcore for christmas i wish you could see it

luke my boyfriend: WAIT

luke my boyfriend: COME TO MY GRANDMAS HOUSE WITH ME

ashley my girlfriend: really?

luke my boyfriend: it'll be really fun my family is so nice and they'll love you

ashley my girlfriend: i don't want to impose or anything

ashley my girlfriend: im ok here on my own you don't need to worry about me

luke my boyfriend: thats bullshit ok you're coming with me im not going to let you sit in your room alone for the rest of the day ITS CHRISTMAS