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"I'd rather die and be reborn as a rock than be your fucking brother." "Well congratulations fucktard, the feeling is mutual."

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by Lashton_Lames

by Lashton_Lames

Important message for the voters on the last chapter at the end ❤️🌈

I shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass 🍑 🍆

Therealsmii7y
I asked him

Saltyritzfitz
Ooooo can I be the flower boy

Distortedmason
Wouldn't mind being the priest

Prettytobybear
Can I be the ring person

Therealsmii7y
What?

Distortedmason
Have you already picked out your dress?

Prettytobybear
I was thinking this it's not too slim and it'd make his titties pop

Saltyritzfitz
Where are you having it???????

Distortedmason
SAY THE BEACH THE WHALESSSSS

Saltyritzfitz
Fitz-

Therealsmii7y
Huh???

Prettytobybear
OMG

Saltyritzfitz
WHAT???!

Prettytobybear
THE HONEY MOON

Distortedmason
SMII7Y IS A VIRGIN

Saltyritzfitz
PRAY FOR HIS ASSHOLE

Therealsmii7y
SHUT UP

Therealsmii7y
What are y'all talking about 😭

Distortedmason
You said you asked him

Saltyritzfitz
So that could either be you asked him to fuck or you asked him to marry one

Prettytobybear
And WE KNOW you ain't got the balls to fuck him 💀

Therealsmii7y
Then why would I have the balls to ask him to marry me 😭😭

Prettytobybear
Idk you asked him not me

Therealsmii7y
NO I DIDNT

Distortedmason
Aw he's flustered 🥺

Therealsmii7y
I'm literally surrounded by the most annoying people in the world. Is anyone in my life normal?

Saltyritzfitz
That's because your life isn't normal Smii7y-kun