I shoved a whole bag of Jelly beans up my 🍑 🍆Prettytobybear
I bet they doing the pickle and donutSaltyritzfitz
Toby-Therealsmii7y
He told me to show him my phoneDistortedmason
Damn y'all at that stage alreadyTherealsmii7y
Fuck offTherealsmii7y
He thinks I have a crush on himPrettytobybear
Thinks?Therealsmii7y
IkrPrettytobybear
He should KNOWSaltyritzfitz
You clearly do 💀Therealsmii7y
I don't like himDistortedmason
So wtf was that postTherealsmii7y
Exactly what it meantTherealsmii7y
I came here to forget about this can you guys like entertain me or somethingDistortedmason
OkayDistortedmason
Did you know the word 'almost' is the longest word in the dictionary in alphabetical order?Therealsmii7y
Not like that...Distortedmason
Okay what about: "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" contains all 26 letters of the alphabetTherealsmii7y
Why do you know this?Distortedmason
I decided whales were beginning to become old so I got bored and went to alphabet facts on googlePrettytobybear
Anyway-Saltyritzfitz
Wait Jaren do you have John's number?Therealsmii7y
Yes why?Saltyritzfitz
InterestingTherealsmii7y
... why???Distortedmason
I dare you to send him this: "there are 21 letters of the alphabet" and if he be like there's 26 say "oh I forgot u r a q t"Prettytobybear
Oooo do it and send his reactionSaltyritzfitz
Then you'd be flirting w him to further prove his pointTherealsmii7y
How did this conversation switch to thisSaltyritzfitz
You went wrong by telling us to entertain youPrettytobybear
Our entertainment is your strugglesTherealsmii7y
I swear I have the best friends in the worldPrettytobybear
Why thank you 😊Saltyritzfitz
You've just now acknowledged thatDistortedmason
Took you long enoughTherealsmii7y
God I hate you allDistortedmason
Do itTherealsmii7y
No I literally gain nothing from this but embarrassmentPrettytobybear
Fine we'll do whatever you wantDistortedmason
Yeth and we won't mock youTherealsmii7y
That doesn't sound very truthful I mean what the hell will you guys gain from thisSaltyritzfitz
A good laugh 💀Distortedmason
EntertainmentPrettytobybear
His reactionTherealsmii7y
NoDistortedmason
I don't get why you're so flustered 🥱Prettytobybear
Yeah you claim you don't like him so why're you so embarrassed 🙈Therealsmii7y
Is this peer pressure?Saltyritzfitz
No we would never ☺️Therealsmii7y
You guys are evilPrettytobybear
:)Therealsmii7y
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