Percy Jackson has updated his status:
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments:
Jason Grace: What the Hades is wrong with you?
Percy Jackson: Dude, you don't want to know. (⊙＿⊙')
Jason Grace: Just tell me.
Percy Jackson: You really don't want to know.
Jason Grace: Just tell me. I can take it.
Percy Jackson: Okay so, I woke up this morning, and I went into the bathroom. I... pulled off my pants and-
Jason Grace: Whoa whoa whoa. Where the heck is this getting at?
Percy Jackson: Just wait. So I pulled down my pants and....er... How do I say this? There was uh.... nothing there....
Jason Grace: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? O.O (○口○ ) (・o・) o_O ( ⚆ _ ⚆ ) (⊙＿⊙')
Percy Jackson: I know right!!!!
Percy Jackson: Oh my gosh you learned how to do emoticons!!!
Jason Grace: ｡◕ ‿ ◕｡
Jason Grace: But seriously dude. What. The. Fuck.
Percy Jackson: I don't know. But I'm not done. So when I looked down, I screamed. Then I happened to glance at the mirror and I saw..... A GIRL STARING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! o_O
Jason Grace: YOU'RE A GIRL!!!!!!
Percy Jackson: YES!!!!! ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )
Jason Grace: You're lying.
Percy Jackson: Oh really. I'm coming over.
Jason Grace: What the Hades happened to you??????
Percy Jackson: I DON'T KNOW!!!!! AND I'M FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
Leo Valdez: ........
Percy Jackson: You gut something to say Leo????
Leo Valdez: Um......
Percy Jackson: Well?
Leo Valdez: Uh....
Percy Jackson: ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ
Leo Valdez: Okay! Okay! I kinda told Artemis that you saw her bathing in a lake. But it was supposed to be a joke. I thought she would, like, electrocute you or something. Not turn you into a girl.
Percy Jackson: ......
Leo Valdez: You okay Percy?
Percy Jackson: .....*twitch*
Jason Grace: Um I think you broke him, or her whatever.
Percy Jackson: *twitch twitch twitch*
Percy Jackson: Hey guys. Know that I'm a girl, did you know that I have many uses for my nails?
Leo Valdez: Like what?
Percy Jackson: Oh you know like, for painting, and making them look pretty, and raking people's face when I get really pissed at them for doing things to me, like turning me into a girl or something.
Leo Valdez: O.O
Percy Jackson: You might want to run Valdez: Just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean I don't know how to fight. >:)
Leo Valdez has logged off.
Thalia Grace: Hey Percy, now that you're a girl your name can be Persassy.
Percy Jackson: SHUT UP THALIA!!!! >:(
*A/N: Just imagine if Percy was a girl. It would be so weird. Hope you enjoyed the chapter. :)
Okay bye!
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