Percy Jackson has updated his status:
SOMEONE HELP!!! I THINK ZEUS IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!!
Comments:
Poseidon: ZEUS!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SON?!?!?!?!?!?!
Zeus: What are you talking about? I'm just playing with my lightning bolts. *strikes lightning*
Percy Jackson: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poseidon: STOP HURTING MY SON!!!!!!!!!
Zeus: NOPE! >:) *strikes lightning above Poseidon cabin*
Percy Jackson: OWW!!! HELP ME DADDY!!!!!!!!!!
Poseidon: I'm warning you Zeus! Stop hurting my son!
Zeus: You can't make me!
Poseidon: STOP IT!
Zeus: NO!
Poseidon: STOOOP!!!!
Zeus: I. SAID. NO!!!!!!!!!!!! *strikes giant bolt of lightning on cabin*
Percy Jackson: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!
Percy Jackson: *dies*
Poseidon: .......
Zeus: ......
Zeus: ......oops.
Poseidon: .....
Poseidon: *twitch*
Zeus: Uh... you okay?
Poseidon: *twitch twitch*
Poseidon: You.
Poseidon: Killed.
Poseidon: My.
Poseidon: SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zeus: Hey! Hey! Calm down! Your making hurricanes all over the place!!!
Nico di Angelo: Gah! Why is it raining all of a sudden!!!!!!
Poseidon: I WILL KILL YOU ZEUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zeus: I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and you can't kill me.
Poseidon: THEN I WILL THROW YOU INTO TARTARUS!!!!!
Zeus: Whatever. I can just poof myself out.
Poseidon: THEN I WILL KILL THALIA AND JASON THEN!!!!
Jason Grace: Wait, what????
Thalia Grace: Whoa whoa whoa. What's going on?????
Percy Jackson: lol Guys I was just kidding. But it still hurt though. >:(
Poseidon: Percy! You're alive.
Percy Jackson: Of course I'm alive. Why would anyone want to kill me? :)
Poseidon: Don't ever do that again! I was about to kill your friends!
Percy Jackson: Yeah okay.
Percy Jackson: But I got you so good.
Poseidon: You know, I wouldn't mind killing you, you know that right.
Percy Jackson: Sorry sir.
Poseidon: That's what I thought.
*A/N: EIGHT MORE DAYS GUYS!!!!!!! EIGHT MORE DAYS TILL THE BLOOD OF OLYMPUS!!!!!!!!!!!
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