Chapter 6: Weird Pairings

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Nico di Angelo has updated his status: 

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments:

Travis Stoll: You

Connor Stoll: Called.

Annabeth Chase: What did they do this time?

Nico di Angelo: THEY STOLL MY WALET!!!!!!!!

Travis Stoll: He he

Connor Stoll: stoll.

Piper McLean: Stop finishing each other's sentences!!!!!

Travis Stoll: Make

Connor Stoll: us.

Piper McLean: -_-

Annaveth Chase: Stolls. Give Nico back his wallet.

Connor Stoll: Fine...

Nico di Angelo: With all the money in it!

Travis Stoll: Dam. Okay.

Leo Valdez has updated his status: 

Guys, I found something very disturbing from the Aphrodite cabin. O.O

Comments: 

Annabeth Chase: Wait, what were you doing in the Aphrodite cabin?

Leo Valdez: Borrowing a hairbrush.

Hazel Levesque: What did you find?

Leo Valdez: I found these weird couple pairings.

Percy Jackson: Yeah so.

Leo Valdez: They're weird!!! Here's some: Percy and Rachel, Jason and Reyna, Me and Piper, Nico and Annabeth, Me and Reyna, Nico and Thalia, should I go on?

Percy Jackson: 0.o

Rachel Dare: 0.o

Jason Grace: O.O

Reyna: 0_0

Piper Mclean: O.o

Annabeth Chase: WHAT THE HADES!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Nico di Angelo: I like the last one.

Thalia Grace: Me too. But the rest are just plain weird...

Percy Jackson: Wait a minute... THERE'S MORE!?!??!?!

Leo Valdez: Yeah!!! There's even gay ones!!!!!

Leo Valdez: Do you want to know them?

Jason Grace: Strangely, yes.

Leo Valdez: Okay, here they are: Jason and Percy, Percy and Nico, Me and Jason, Nico and Jason, you know what, i'm just gonna stop there.

Percy Jackson: WHY ARE ME, JASON AND NICO MAN WHORES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Nico di Angelo, Jason Grace, Leo Valdez, and 5 others like this comment.

Nico di Angelo: WHAT THE HADES IS WRONG WITH THE APHRODITE CABIN?!??!?!?!

Everyone likes this comment.

Leo Valdez: Do you want to know the lesbian ones?

Annabeth Chase: NO!!! JUST NO!!!!

Piper McLean: There's even lesbian ones!?!?!?!?!?

Hazel Levesque: Please don't.

Leo Valdez: They even have ones with us paired with the gods!!!!!

Percy Jackson: TELL US!!!!

Leo Valdez: Okay. Get ready: Percy and Poseidon, Jason and Jupiter, Me and Hephaestus, Piper and Aphrodite, Annabeth and Athena, Frank and Mars, Hazel and Pluto, Thalia and Zeus, Nico and Hades, and the list continues...

Jason Grace: *dies due to being too weirded out*

Poseidon: Aphrodite!!! You need to control your children!!!!!

Aphrodite: Why? What's wrong with them?

Zeus: They make weird and inapprpriate couple pairings!!!

Aphrodite: What's wrong with that?

Athena: They paired you with your own daughter for crying out loud!!!!

Aphrodite: So what?

Zeus: 0.o

Frank Zhang: No.... Just.... NO!

Piper McLean: HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?!??!?!?!

Thalia Grace: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!?!?!?!?

Percy Jackson: I'M GONNA KILL WHOEVER DID THIS!!!!!!

Annabeth Chase: Whoever made this is just plain sick!

Leo Valdez: The paper says it belongs to Drew!!!!!!

Drew Tanaka: .........

Percy Jackson: GET HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone has logged off so they can beat the Hades out of Drew.

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