Chapter 24: More Emoticons! (=^ェ^=)

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Percy Jackson has updated his status:  

I got a phone! ☆*✲゚*。(((´♡‿♡'+)))。*゚✲*☆

Comments:  

Leo Valdez: ┐('~';)┌

Percy Jackson: What's that face?

Leo Valdez: it's my "Pretending to give fuck" face

Percy Jackson: -_-

Leo Valdez: LOOK A WHALE!!!!!!!!

Percy Jackson: That's not a whale. This is a whale. 人◕ ‿‿ ◕人

Leo Valdez: Whatever. :P

Nico di Angelo has updated his status:  

THERE IS A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [¬º-°]¬ [¬º-°]¬ [¬º-°]¬ [¬º-°]¬   [¬º-°]¬ [¬º-°]¬ [¬º-°]¬ [¬º-°]¬ [¬º-°]¬ 

Comments: 

Percy Jackson: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!  ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE THEY!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO WE KILL THEM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Nico di Angelo: Dude calm yourself. I only did that to put the emoticons.

Percy Jackson: WTF Nico! You almost gave me a heart attack!

Nico di Angelo: You know zombies aren't real right?

Percy Jackson: They're not?! (○口○ )

Nico di Angelo: (-‸ლ)

Annabeth Chase has updated her status: 

Ah! I'm drowning! 人人人ヾ( ;×o×)〃 人人

Comments: 

Percy Jackson: You are?! don't worry I'll save you!!!

Percy Jackson has logged off.

Annabeth Chase: WTF. I thought he would be smarter than this?

Piper McLean: I thought you were drowning?

Annabeth Chase: I'm not drowning, I just wanted to put that emoticon. I can't believe he fell for that. lol

Annabeth Chase: And if I were drowning why and how would I post it on Facebook?

Nico di Angelo: You know this is the second time he fell for that. 

Annabeth Chase: Really.(,Ծ_Ծ,) Then I am dating an idiot.

Nico di Angelo: You just noticed that?!

Piper McLean: lol

Leo Valdez has updated his status: 

Frank, you're gonna kill me dude.

Comments: 

Frank Zhang: What did you do?

Leo Valdez: I think its best you just find out.

Frank Zhang: What did you do?

Leo Valdez: Something bad.

Frank Zhang: What did you do?!

Leo Valdez: I think its best you didn't know.

Frank Zhang: WHAT DID YOU DO MAN?!?!?!?! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ 

Leo Valdez: Whoa. that's a scary face man.

Frank Zhang: WHAT. DID. YOU DO?!?!?!?!?!?! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ 

Leo Valdez: I USED YOUR TOOTHBRUSH TO CLEAN MY TOILET!!!!!!!!!!

Frank Zhang: Yup, I'm gonna kill ya.

Leo Valdez has logged off.

Jason Grace has updated his status: 

Can someone please teach me how to do emoticons?!?!?!?!

Comments: 

Thalia Grace: Figure it out.

Jason Grace: -_- 

Jason Grace: Piper, can you teach me?

Piper McLean: You're a big boy. Figure it out.

Jason Grace: -_-

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